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Happy 4th of July people

GoodShit97 said:
Chris Cornell was absolutely amazing.

Happy 4th everyone. Dont blow any fingers off tonight.
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yes he was. i still don't see how he did what he did. he had so much going for him. drugs must have controlled his mind and convinced himself to do that. IMO of course.
 
Since today is a holiday I decided to do a few chores around the house early so that I could fully enjoy my 4th later when all the fireworks get going. The GF had been complaining about the driveway and concrete paths being moldy and wanted me to fire up the new pressure washer I just got. As I was finishing up my neighbor, who I've barely talked to, from across the street comes over and we start talking. I ask him what he's going to do for the fourth.......

He tells me that he doesn't celebrate the 4th of July because it's a made up holiday by beer companies to sell more beer and that, secretly, these beer companies are owned by the Feds. He's telling me this with a beer in his hand. I ask him how he came to this conclusion. He said that Dylan Mulvaney was a government plant that they are using to make America gay so that the New World Order could deploy Agenda 67. At this point I kept telling myself "Don't do it. Don't ask him." but my curiosity got the best of me and I blurted out "What is Agenda 67?". He looked at me like I had just landed on Earth. "You don't know what Agenda 67 is?". He spent the next 10 minutes explaining to me how the NWO has an agenda to control the population by reducing it through the delegitimization of Christianity and the conversion of men into gay pansies. He further stated that abortion was just one of the many ways the Feds were employing Agenda 67.

I offered him a beer and started talking about guns so that he would stop talking about "Agenda 67". The kicker was when his wife came over to tell him to get ready because they were going out to watch a fireworks show at the high school this evening. The only thing that would have made this whole episode complete would have been if his name was Rusty Shackleford.
 
Farmerdave said:
Happy 4th from the mitten , No fireworks here. My golden cant handle any. Sometimes we have to give him doggy downers
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is it ok to get your dog high. i have never heard anything about it being bad for the dog so i think it's ok. how do you think he'd react if he was high to fireworks?
 
Neueregel said:
is it ok to get your dog high. i have never heard anything about it being bad for the dog so i think it's ok. how do you think he'd react if he was high to fireworks?
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I dont know how he would react, I just know he freaks out any loud noises Fighter jets terrify him.
 
Farmerdave said:
I dont know how he would react, I just know he freaks out any loud noises Fighter jets terrify him.
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man that sucks. i use to have a dog that hated fireworks too. poor dog
 
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