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Hallway in your highschool? Haha yep shes my wifeAnother is my wife and I have a thing about having relations in some pretty naughty places. State Capitol lawn, 50yrd line of a football stadium, back booth at a Waffle House...you get the idea
I'm a bit more blunt with it, the kids think its funny cause I don't want no kid cooties, ah gag no I proclaim you'll kill me with your cooties. its a conspiracy your trying to kill me as they start coughing in my direction. my great grand kids think I'm funny.....ha ha....When I go to kids parties I never eat the cake. One time(at band camp), one of the parents kept trying to get me to take a piece and I kept politely declining but she was insistent. I finally had to tell her why I don't eat cake at a kids party and she got offended telling me her kids weren't sick or anything. I told her I don't care if she is or isn't sick, I'd rather save the saliva swap for my GF. That didn't go over very well with her and she proceeded to tell the rest of the parents my Kid/Cake stance. Some got offended and some agreed with me. The whole thing turned into a heavy discussion veering off into all kinds of idiotic tangents.
While all this was going on I quietly scooped up my son and exited the party just as the tensions were starting to peak. Don't remember ever getting invited to another party at that house........
I don’t blame you. When me in the wife are in Walmart of all places if I hear someone cough I go full turtle with my shirt , right up to my nose.
other than on tv I've never seen Peeps either, I think they are up here now but not while I had kids around or I just never noticed them. But we have Kinder Eggs.....they're too dangerous for you folks south of the border but us tough Canadian kids just spit out the tiny toy....lol
One of the things I love about my GF is she isn't shy when it comes to sex in "different" places. We always laugh about the time we did it in a tree in a park that overlooked a horse trail so as the riders rode by I'd be doing my own riding!!!View attachment 41110
Candy? These don't last around me at all. I open the bag new and let it sit open so the vines get stale. Stale Red Vines are so awesome it's not even funny. Twizzlers can fuck off.
Steam, I agree.
Gotten high in some pretty scandalous places and it's always fun.
Another is my wife and I have a thing about having relations in some pretty naughty places. State Capitol lawn, 50yrd line of a football stadium, back booth at a Waffle House...you get the idea
ya I get that from the kids, my son say I turn 7 when I'm with them......kids love me though. my hair beard and rough look about me has them crawling all over me at the chagrin of their ultra religious parents who don't approve of my life style or me in general...lolMy youngest would laugh and then chase you down
Fuggem.........
Sometimes part of a great buzz is where you are~!
My stepson got in trouble at school for fighting it's pretty damn funny though. So the kid he tried to fight is way bigger and kind of bullied him a bit. My stepson and his friend were gonna jump the big bully because my stepson had been thrown down and kicked by him prior. My stepsons friend was in a real bad accident as a young child and almost had his arm torn off...so he has kind of this gimp arm. Anyway story went my stepson told the bully he looked like a kinder egg
. Bully says do something about it. Steps says ok in the bathroom off camera. Bully goes into bathroom my stepson goes in tried for a double leg takedown shoved the bully against the wall that's it. Going nowhere he hollered the code word "peaches" and his friend comes in with his chicken wing swinging and the bully shoved him down with one hand. Mounted the kid and bloodied his face up while my stepson tried to help but had nothing for the big kid....my stepson earned the nickname peaches from that one.
exactly, My son in law had to go to Vegas for a metal workers convention, full ala cart, no cost to him. I asked if he went into any of the Casino's and there was a look of horror from him his wife who didn't go and a "of course not"...he said. I said what in Vegas you don't walk through and see the sites of the city? a head shake...did you go up and down the strip in old town?....no....I didn't ask wtf did you do there. I was afraid of the answer, I expected it to be praying.
I'm not big on candy either but put a dozen donuts on the table and watch me go. Why are there no donut eating contests?View attachment 41110
Candy? These don't last around me at all. I open the bag new and let it sit open so the vines get stale. Stale Red Vines are so awesome it's not even funny. Twizzlers can fuck off.
Steam, I agree.
Gotten high in some pretty scandalous places and it's always fun.
Another is my wife and I have a thing about having relations in some pretty naughty places. State Capitol lawn, 50yrd line of a football stadium, back booth at a Waffle House...you get the idea
What aggravates me about these kinds of scenarios is how these holier than thou types always seem to end up with some sort of sex or drug scandal from the hideous repression they choose for themselves. They'll look down their nose at you but when they get exposed they're always asking for your support in this tough time. FUCK YOU! You treated me like dirt and now you want me to join your team?
I just get this air of superiority and clan meeting talks where they all agree on a method of replying to any questions I have by either ignoring me or cutting me short. So conversation is awkward and time drags on so I play with the kids when I'm able to, I'd rather have them crawling on me, pulling my hair or outside fooling around with a ball,Frisbee what ever than sitting inside. Tough for my wife cause she gave birth to him....lol and he got mixed up with a cute religious .......nutter? I'm searching for the right word here.....crackpot?......I'll think on it...
Give this man some doughnuts so he can go nuts.
Man, we have this place down here called Duck Donuts https://www.duckdonuts.com/menu/
a couple of days...good one...lol....you're only talking 48 right? with coffee and a willingness to indulge I could chew through them in a few hours......I don't think you can fill up on donuts. They're like Jello and there's always room for JelloMan, we have this place down here called Duck Donuts https://www.duckdonuts.com/menu/
They have some awesome doughnuts, my kids get to do a fundraiser through them every year and i buy 3 or 4 dozen, they only last a couple days
When I was a kid growing up in Nashville. There was a krispy kream doughnut bakery on Galitan Rd. When the dough nuts were piping hot the light on the out side would come on and you could go in and buy them. They were Awesome. Hot and gooey. I could eat a dozen easily. And the raspberry filled ones were amazing. Damn I want a doughnut.Man, we have this place down here called Duck Donuts https://www.duckdonuts.com/menu/
They have some awesome doughnuts, my kids get to do a fundraiser through them every year and i buy 3 or 4 dozen, they only last a couple days
Well... ya see, i try to spread it out...
Krispy kreme donuts are delicious too. I raced BMX for a few years and one of the tracks we went to had a KK donut booth and they made them fresh to order, they were so damn good
