A Turkey In The Hay 🦃

Oh believe me I know, I've had a handful of close calls including one with a young albino (piebald)

I finally hit one a year ago, totaled my car took out the front quarter to the back quarter & both doors

Ran out in front of me at highway speed, caught it right behind the shoulder, big too over 200 lb from what I could see, must have came running out at full speed cuz it was just there

The woods are literally right to the side of the road where it happened. I thank God it didn't come through the windshield, at that speed it could have killed me

It was extremely unsettling.

Yet I watched them in the fields every morning over coffee, I see them when they're first born, and watch them grow up.

I don't hate them, I think they're amazing animals. Also as a prepper I wanted to live in a game rich area, and boy did I ever pick one! 🤣
Cannagranny does the same from her front porch. No roads for a bit, just her driveway.

One doe has been giving her the stink eye this year and 20-30 feet from the porch even challenged her. She had no idea why as she leaves them alone and likes that they come there to breed. 🤷‍♂️
 
Cannagranny does the same from her front porch. No roads for a bit, just her driveway.

One doe has been giving her the stink eye this year and 20-30 feet from the porch even challenged her. She had no idea why as she leaves them alone and likes that they come there to breed. 🤷‍♂️
I've had one challenge me going to get my mail last week, I posted on here about it, it stomp a front hoof repeatedly. Finally it ran off after this unbelievable snort noise it let out 💨

I've seen two of these son of a guns fight 10 ft from the back window over remnants of my garden, they do not fool around they stand straight up and jump straight forward with those front hoofs swinging in the air!

Before that, again going to get my mail I walked up right up within 8-10' of three of them under a big bush at the front of my house, one jumped straight up and ran off one way, another ran off the other way and Big Mama just stood there looking at me LOL

I was already backtracking believe me, but they surprised the hell out of me, and I suprised them too I guess
 
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I'm thinking about pizza tonight too 🍕🤔 I've got some pizza sauce I made few days ago that I need to either use up or freeze and I have a pizza dough in the refrigerator too
Costco pepperoni, 25 min dinners ready...lol...we ain't fancy.My wife makes a good pizza crust but its not ready in 25 min...It fills the hole and we go yum...lol....that was easy
 
I've had one challenge me going to get my mail last week, I posted on here about it, it stomp a front hoof repeatedly. Finally it ran off after this unbelievable snort noise it let out 💨

I've seen two of these son of a guns fight 10 ft from the back window over remnants of my garden, they do not fool around they stand straight up and jump straight forward with those front hoofs swinging in the air!

Before that, again going to get my mail I walked up right up within 8-10' of three of them under a big bush at the front of my house, one jumped straight up and ran off one way, another ran off the other way and Big Mama just stood there looking at me LOL

I was already backtracking believe me, but they surprised the hell out of me, and I suprised them too I guess
Carry a baseball bat, I'd have no qualms giving the old home run swing on the mthfkers if the came anywhere close. Its not like I'd run out chasing them after with a bat, that would be crazy but on a quiet stroll down wind at dusk???? sneak up behind one and Bam....lol....Now were equal mthfkers if I was just10 years younger.
 
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