Most embarrassing stoner moment

[MDK]

So what is the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you while smokin whether by yourself or with others...hopefully it ain't too embarrassing to share!

I'll go first, was thinking today about my first time smoking out of a bong. I didn't really understand what was going on at first with how they worked, well I sort of understood but wasn't thinking. My buddy said something funny as I was taking my first bong rip, and I laughed into the bong. Got soaked and ruined the whole bowl. They laughed over that for a while

 

[Rootsruler]

Ex and I decided to score a couple oz's for a camping trip we had coming up. My connect wanted to meet up in an underground parking lot at a mall. Says he's got some FIRE nugs. We meet up and do the deal. After he leaves Ex and I decide to fire it up and see if it is what he said it was. Rolled up a doob and burned it down. Didn't really have much effect after a few minutes so we decided to walk around the mall and maybe grab a snack or something. As we're walking though the mall it starts to hit us but good. We barely made it to the food court, stared at every menu and couldn't decide what to eat. Ex decides she wants mexican at our favorite mexican restaurant. We go back to the car and get in and for some reason the key won't go in the ignition. WTF? We probably sat in the car for around 5 - 10 minutes trying to get the key to work when someone opens my door and says "What are you doing in my car?"

We almost came to blows but when we showed him our car was the same model and color as his he chilled out. After that we all laughed and rolled another and burned it in the car with him for the trouble. Dude was so impressed with the smoke he took my number and would call me on occasion to score weed.

 

[Stoneyluv]

rolled a fatty in the car and we left the weed and papers in there and took a long walk to the beach. walking in the surf, lit the doob went to pass it and dropped it in the ocean!! to add insult to injury i could feel the joint hitting my ankles a couple times in the waves back and forth.

 

[tobh]

a bit bittersweet, but here goes. I was visiting my grandpa for the last time before he died and had linked up with a friend in a nearby town to score some herb. this was in Durango, CO before legalization, mind you. Anyways, the ex, my cousin, and I step out to the parking lot to burn down real quick. Not thinking anything of it, I just slide the pipe in my pocket when we were done and we head back inside.

we venture in nice and toasty and I catch everyone in this building staring at me. it was a retirement care/hospice type facility so loads of old people, nurses, and of course a large portion of my family that I don't ever engage with because fuck them. anyways, the ex turns to me and says "you might want to, uh, go back outside and put that in the trunk." realized people weren't looking at my dope threads, they were judging me for the loud emanating from my pocket.

 

[Rootsruler]

rolled a fatty in the car and we left the weed and papers in there and took a long walk to the beach. walking in the surf, lit the doob went to pass it and dropped it in the ocean!! to add insult to injury i could feel the joint hitting my ankles a couple times in the waves back and forth.

When I was in Costa Rica on a surf trip I met this dude that was like Moondoggy from the old 50's surf flicks. Big and dumb. He took his longboard out into the surf, pulled out his baggy with a joint, lit it up and proceeded to catch a monster rolling through and rode it all the way to the beach with the joint still intact. To add insult to injury the bastard was doing flex poses the whole ride. Fucker.

 

[steamroller]

I keep pulling up to the wrong side of the gas pump.
I do have more than one vehicle, but I drive the same one to work every day which is the one I screw up on the most.

 

[Bandit420]

Early 90s my surfing buddy and I got invited to a harvest party up at Usal Beach in Norcal. Basically a 3 day party on 'sid, x, shrooms, and tons of fresh dried weed. Maybe 300 people, 30-40 Mendocino growers and all the people they invited.

1st day we unpack and set up a communal tarp shelter along with our tents. The tarp was because it was raining when we got there. We're all done and decide, hey lets drop acid!
I pull out a 35mm film canister with about 30 or so hits already cut up from the sheet. We all gather around and are looking into the canister with oohs and ahhs and all smiling.
I was standing at the edge of the tarp overhead and as we're all looking at the tabs, a huge drop of water rolled off the tarp and plopped right dead center in the canister and soaked all the hits. It was like it all happened in slow motion. Everybody was like NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
No way to tell which hits were still good or not so some of us didn't fry at all while some fried their asses off well into the next day.

I didn't fry but made up for it when I met an old hippie who sold me some Smash he cooked up on his camper stove. It was basically hash, charras, and weed ground up together then smothered in hash oil like gravy on mashed potatoes and he filled up my film canister with the stuff for only $25.
But yeah I'd say ruining a half sheet of acid was pretty embarrassing.

 

[steamroller]

I actually have more gas related problems.
It is not just what side the fill is but what way the indicator gauge points.
Turns out one car points right when full and the other points right when empty.
I have now 3 time went to fill a car I normally keep full that I thought was empty to fit less than 1 gallon in.
Makes for quick fills but I wonder what others at the pumps think if they even noticed.
I still would like to think this is more age related than stoner issues, but neither situation is about to change.

 

[Rootsruler]

Early 90s my surfing buddy and I got invited to a harvest party up at Usal Beach in Norcal. Basically a 3 day party on 'sid, x, shrooms, and tons of fresh dried weed. Maybe 300 people, 30-40 Mendocino growers and all the people they invited.

1st day we unpack and set up a communal tarp shelter along with our tents. The tarp was because it was raining when we got there. We're all done and decide, hey lets drop acid!
I pull out a 35mm film canister with about 30 or so hits already cut up from the sheet. We all gather around and are looking into the canister with oohs and ahhs and all smiling.
I was standing at the edge of the tarp overhead and as we're all looking at the tabs, a huge drop of water rolled off the tarp and plopped right dead center in the canister and soaked all the hits. It was like it all happened in slow motion. Everybody was like NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
No way to tell which hits were still good or not so some of us didn't fry at all while some fried their asses off well into the next day.

I didn't fry but made up for it when I met an old hippie who sold me some Smash he cooked up on his camper stove. It was basically hash, charras, and weed ground up together then smothered in hash oil like gravy on mashed potatoes and he filled up my film canister with the stuff for only $25.
But yeah I'd say ruining a half sheet of acid was pretty embarrassing.

Coulda poured a little milk in the canister and made an acid shake.

 

[Stoneyluv]

I actually have more gas related problems.
It is not just what side the fill is but what way the indicator gauge points.
Turns out one car points right when full and the other points right when empty.
I have now 3 time went to fill a car I normally keep full that I thought was empty to fit less than 1 gallon in.
Makes for quick fills but I wonder what others at the pumps think if they even noticed.
I still would like to think this is more age related than stoner issues, but neither situation is about to change.

i tried to put gas in my truck with a can like four times getting aggravated why the gas keeps spilling out. i'm holding this heavy ass jug trying to aim the little spout in and i finally align it up and it keeps overflowing wtf?!?! turns out i just filled the tank the day before and forgot!!! this was just this year some time!!

and both the main vehicles i drive have the fill on opposite sides, i'm always looking at the little arrow always looking like a dunce pulling up to the pump!!

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i think i could fill this thread up pretty easy with all the stupid shit i've done!! and it's only wednesday!!!

 

[elusive]

Came back from my lunch blunt and tried to swipe my badge to open the elevator. Needless to say I was confused why it wasn’t opening for a minute.

 

[TomH]

An ounce of purple sierra (indica, pine scent and dripping with resin), a case of whipped cream (nitrous) and a couple 6 packs of Mickey’s bigmouth lager.

Partying away then suddenly a couple people are picking me up off the glass coffee table.

Apparently, I was talking to my buddies mom and just melted into the table!

Bad timing.

 

[MDK]

An ounce of purple sierra (indica, pine scent and dripping with resin), a case of whipped cream (nitrous) and a couple 6 packs of Mickey’s bigmouth lager.

Partying away then suddenly a couple people are picking me up off the glass coffee table.

Apparently, I was talking to my buddies mom and just melted into the table!

Bad timing.

You break the table?

 

[TomH]

You break the table?

No, surprisingly not, just knocked everything over.

Up until I dropped out, I thought I was doing a great job holding it together too!

 

[Stoneyluv]

moshing around a big fire pit one time, closed my eyes while dancing, lost my balance and fell face first in the coals. jumped back out quicker than i fell in, kept dancing like it was nothing!! friends all stopped and said did stoneyluv just fall in the fire?? i said nope, not what you saw!!! haha

that was thirty years ago, i still catch flack for that one to this day from the few that were there! just when you think you can get away with something before cell phones and cameras,, nope!!!!

 

[tobh]

Came back from my lunch blunt and tried to swipe my badge to open the elevator. Needless to say I was confused why it wasn’t opening for a minute.

To be fair, I've been in some office buildings requiring badging into the elevator, or badging out of it when you arrive at your target floor.

moshing around a big fire pit one time, closed my eyes while dancing, lost my balance and fell face first in the coals. jumped back out quicker than i fell in, kept dancing like it was nothing!! friends all stopped and said did stoneyluv just fall in the fire?? i said nope, not what you saw!!! haha

that was thirty years ago, i still catch flack for that one to this day from the few that were there! just when you think you can get away with something before cell phones and cameras,, nope!!!!

Dude!!! At my old place, my lady and a now ex friend went to light a fire in the fire pit. Ex friend didn't tell her he'd dumped about a half gallon of gasoline on the pile of wood a few minutes earlier though. She leaned down, sparked that lighter, and half a second later a fireball about 10ft across rose to the sky. Both him and her lost their eyebrows in the ordeal.

Her reaction was very much like yours lol but I know what I saw and she hasn't been able to live it down either. Four years and going, she's not allowed to light fires unless it's in the form of a bong, pipe, or joint.

 

[MDK]

moshing around a big fire pit one time, closed my eyes while dancing, lost my balance and fell face first in the coals. jumped back out quicker than i fell in, kept dancing like it was nothing!! friends all stopped and said did stoneyluv just fall in the fire?? i said nope, not what you saw!!! haha

that was thirty years ago, i still catch flack for that one to this day from the few that were there! just when you think you can get away with something before cell phones and cameras,, nope!!!!

Reminds me of my buddy Tom he has narcolepsy and can pass out doing anything. Had a big bonfire that had burned down but the diameter was a good 15 yards across...he kept doing "keg stands" then decided to move to "keg taps" so we were counting and he did like 3 mins of straight beer from the keg probably 3 or 4 times....started walking across the coals in flip flops....falling over in the fire....get out and do it again...true sight to behold

 

[Garbage_bear]

When I graduated high school my parents gave me a bunch of money for a graduation gift and I promptly bought a big bag of green and a brick of brown and moved to Cali with a Freind of mine. Well the good green was in my hip pack with my drivers license. I left it on the top of the rig when we left for Cali. It fell off and the cops found it. They returned the hip pack and drivers license to my folks and told me there was a huge bag of green bud in there. They couldn’t charge me cause it wasn’t on me. I felt pretty stupid.

 

[TomH]

When I graduated high school my parents gave me a bunch of money for a graduation gift and I promptly bought a big bag of green and a brick of brown and moved to Cali with a Freind of mine. Well the good green was in my hip pack with my drivers license. I left it on the top of the rig when we left for Cali. It fell off and the cops found it. They returned the hip pack and drivers license to my folks and told me there was a huge bag of green bud in there. They couldn’t charge me cause it wasn’t on me. I felt pretty stupid.

Reminds me of a hash fueled search for the lost 1/8th of blonde hash in the late 70s.
A buddy and I were smoking this stuff all night, I was raging buzzed and couldn’t find my hash in the car.

I drove back to my buds house at about 2 in the morning, woke up his parents because I needed him to remind me where I hid the doggone stuff! Jeeze!

 

[Scotty 420]

I can't take credit for this one it was a buddy of mine. He got pulled over one night & he had a smallish bag of weed (like 1/2 oz or something) & a bag of shrooms. He realized he was going to get searched so he stashed the weed in his shoe, completely forgetting the bag of shrooms that he just left in his front pocket. So of course they find the shrooms & not the weed. He said he went in to booking & after setting there for a minute he thought he should get the weed out of his shoe, he asks to go to the bathroom & removes the weed & puts it into his pockets they had already checked. He walks out of the bathroom & then they ask him to take off his shoes so they can search there.

So in essence he forgot to hide the felony charges & managed to smuggle the misdemeanor entirely through the booking process until we bailed him out. How often do you bail someone out & they walk out of the cop shop with a joint to smoke.

 

[Zen_seeker]

So what is the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you while smokin whether by yourself or with others...hopefully it ain't too embarrassing to share!

You mean today?

 

[ZombieRider]

I got one that happened a few days ago.

Was super baked walking into Walmart (you gotta be high to go in there or else...) and I had my wallet, big ass keyring with 10 key fobs, cell phone and headphones...all in my jacket front-pockets. Tried to "jog" across the crosswalk and ALL my sh!t went flying on the ground. Was probably pretty funny to the cars watching me scramble for 15 items that just fell from my pockets lmao.

 

[steamroller]

When in high school one of my buddies went to another buddies house for dinner.
Problem was the one buddy wasn't there but we all knew the family so my other buddy still sits to have dinner with my buddies parents and brother and sister.
He was tripping big time and said when my buddy Tom's father[ a strong southern Baptist] went to pass the ham he had sliced up around the table Dana took the remaining whole ham not the part that was cut like [ in his words] a DR. Suess story~!
He said he started eating it and then it all got weird~!
Something about Tom's father driving him to a church but he escaped~!
Some funny shit when we were young.
I just looked at Dana after he and Tom told me and asked why were you eating dinner at Tom's if he wasn't even there?
Tom suffered for the whole summer after that but we still had a few other adventure regardless.

Not embarrassing but a true stoner tripper moment.

 

[MysticEpipedon]

I probably mentally block out my most embarrassing stoner moments, but I have what must have been one of my brother's most embarrassing stoner moments.

My brother is a cycling fanatic and has a bike for every type of terrain, it seems. He is competitive in his age group, and enters just about every race on paved surfaces that comes up, UNLESS the race is scheduled when some insect that trout love is hatching. Then he's fishing.

Anyway, he had just whipped his bike into shape the day before and went to a race he entered. It was about an hour drive from his house. He got there, met his bike racing pals and then discovered he forgot to bring his bike. Oops.

 

[Stoneyluv]

pulled a doozie the other night. i got sidetracked and forgot i was topping off my water barrel in the basement, i emptied the entire 275 gallons from my outside rain collector onto the basement floor!!

 

[Costanza]

pulled a doozie the other night. i got sidetracked and forgot i was topping off my water barrel in the basement, i emptied the entire 275 gallons from my outside rain collector onto the basement floor!!

I fill up my feed bucket with water from the tub in the bathroom next to my grow room. The reason I use the tub now is because I used to use the bathroom sink and one day while I was in the middle of filling up bottles my doorbell rang and 15 minutes later I ran back upstairs to a lake in my bathroom

 

[Rootsruler]

moshing around a big fire pit one time, closed my eyes while dancing, lost my balance and fell face first in the coals. jumped back out quicker than i fell in, kept dancing like it was nothing!! friends all stopped and said did stoneyluv just fall in the fire?? i said nope, not what you saw!!! haha

that was thirty years ago, i still catch flack for that one to this day from the few that were there! just when you think you can get away with something before cell phones and cameras,, nope!!!!

 

[Stoneyluv]

I fill up my feed bucket with water from the tub in the bathroom next to my grow room. The reason I use the tub now is because I used to use the bathroom sink and one day while I was in the middle of filling up bottles my doorbell rang and 15 minutes later I ran back upstairs to a lake in my bathroom

this is now the second time i've done this, not as bad the first time but i need to put a timer on that hose for sure. i used to have a valve connected to the light switch so it only ran when i was down there... i need to hook it back up!!!

nothin to see here... keep on movin!!!