Costanza
Herb Hitman
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Two nights ago I was watching a show on the phone while it was resting on my belly. Dark, no lights on. Just after midnight a spider crawled over the back of the phone onto the screen and headed for my bare skin. It was as big as my thumb nail. I shot the phone across the room so fast I didn’t realize I’d done it. Snapped the sheets too. Freaked out I realized what I’d done and went looking for the phone. Amazed it wasn’t broken I used the flashlight to look for said spider but never saw it again. The whole time my wife was sound asleep beside me. King size bed. Dog didn’t move either. I think it took half an hour to fall to sleep that night.
That’s just mean.
I had to read this one twice. My brain read what you'd expect to see on my first pass
Good ol' Popcorn.
Sounds like dog/cat shit, since he was 6 years old. I’ll pass.anyone have any clue exactly what he was ingesting? lmaop aside from the booze?
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"Asafoetida (also spelled asafetida), oranyone have any clue exactly what he was ingesting? lmaop aside from the booze?
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She’s a bad girl but cute."physics hesitates" made me piss myself alil laughing.
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I asked where my 4 point buck antler went........Dont be fooled thats guilt!