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In every day life we see ridiculous things. So ridiculous the people and things responsible had to be drunk when it happened and when we see it we just want it to go away. For example....


Go home Pumpkin Spice, you're drunk


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Bandit420 said:
In every day life we see ridiculous things. So ridiculous the people and things responsible had to be drunk when it happened and when we see it we just want it to go away. For example....


Go home Pumpkin Spice, you're drunk


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I dont even like pumpkin pie.....
I hate this time of year with all the pumpkin spice nasty going around.
 
@ Moe that reminds me of this morning so I got another...

Go home Woke, you're drunk.

No pic for this but this morning I'm out walking my dogs and come across a young lady with her dog. Our dogs wanna meet, sniff some butt, and play a little.
First thing out of this lady's mouth was "My dog is gay"
In my mind I was like "Okay, that's a weird ice breaker but whatever" and I just smiled.

Her dog, a male, wants to play with my little girl Wednesday. When Wednesday likes you or another dog she'll start spinning very fast signaling she likes you and wants to play. So as this is happening I tell the lady, "That's my girl Wednesday and she identifies as a tornado".

I got the stare of death and she pulled her dog away all pissed off but didn't say anything. Not like I'm a 'phobe or anything but I just find a lot of woke shit to be nonsense. I'm about as live and let live as anybody and know I have a sick sense of humor sometimes but gee whiz, lighten up lady!
 
Bandit420 said:
@ Moe that reminds me of this morning so I got another...

Go home Woke, you're drunk.

No pic for this but this morning I'm out walking my dogs and come across a young lady with her dog. Our dogs wanna meet, sniff some butt, and play a little.
First thing out of this lady's mouth was "My dog is gay"
In my mind I was like "Okay, that's a weird ice breaker but whatever" and I just smiled.

Her dog, a male, wants to play with my little girl Wednesday. When Wednesday likes you or another dog she'll start spinning very fast signaling she likes you and wants to play. So as this is happening I tell the lady, "That's my girl Wednesday and she identifies as a tornado".

I got the stare of death and she pulled her dog away all pissed off but didn't say anything. Not like I'm a 'phobe or anything but I just find a lot of woke shit to be nonsense. I'm about as live and let live as anybody and know I have a sick sense of humor sometimes but gee whiz, lighten up lady!
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my view is on it all is if you're gonna act special then i'm gonna treat ya special!!! this new realm of bullshit has got to go... self identifying, wtf?!?!
children not enough old enough to experience puberty yet are self identifying, they're parents need to get punched in the face!!

i'm now an astronaut, and i wanna be called astronaut stoneyluv!! wtf?!?!

ok rant over...

i loved the dirt tie down... boss never said to use a tarp!!! hahaha

and Wednesday the tornado has quite a nice ring to it... she was just a raciest fuck!!! hahahahaha
 
Stoneyluv said:
my view is on it all is if you're gonna act special then i'm gonna treat ya special!!! this new realm of bullshit has got to go... self identifying, wtf?!?!
children not enough old enough to experience puberty yet are self identifying, they're parents need to get punched in the face!!

i'm now an astronaut, and i wanna be called astronaut stoneyluv!! wtf?!?!

ok rant over...

i loved the dirt tie down... boss never said to use a tarp!!! hahaha

and Wednesday the tornado has quite a nice ring to it... she was just a raciest fuck!!! hahahahaha
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Reminds me of a door to door canvaser looking for people to sign his petition wanting a city ordinance to allow emotional support animals everywhere.
So two things there. I don't agree animals should be allowed everywhere unlike service dogs. If a business allows it, cool, but it should not be forced to allow such a thing. And around this damn town, show me a human with an emotional support animal and I'll show you a timid and nervous animal wearing clothes and has it's fur dyed neon pink.
I hear the man's whiny spew and me being the asshole I can be with whiners, tells him "Hell yeah! I've been wanting to get an emotional support turkey vulture to help me choose raw meat at the market"
He looked confused then upset. He told me how important his petition was and I told how important it is to pick a good brisket. Then he asked, "you're not going to sign this are you?"
"Nope" and shut the door on him.
 
Go home, Cinderella XX, you're drunk.
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Go home, scarecrows, you're... getting raptured? WTF?
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Go home, penis arms. Or just go, you're grossing us all out.
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And if any can't make it home, this looks like a good second best:
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Stoneyluv said:
my view is on it all is if you're gonna act special then i'm gonna treat ya special!!! this new realm of bullshit has got to go... self identifying, wtf?!?!
children not enough old enough to experience puberty yet are self identifying, they're parents need to get punched in the face!!

i'm now an astronaut, and i wanna be called astronaut stoneyluv!! wtf?!?!

ok rant over...

i loved the dirt tie down... boss never said to use a tarp!!! hahaha

and Wednesday the tornado has quite a nice ring to it... she was just a raciest fuck!!! hahahahaha
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I saw this back and forth interview between a girl (interviewer) and guy (being interviewed) she said something about "people who are pregnant" his reply "you mean mother's? Because they're the only ones who can get pregnant you saying a man can get pregnant" she was like "other people can become pregnant than just mothers".....blah blah

Dude ended up nailing her with her own bullshit "well I tell ya what I'm going to identify as correct on this issue and even more correct than you, are you going to accept and acknowledge my identity and reaffirm it?"

Bingo
 
Bandit420 said:
@ Moe that reminds me of this morning so I got another...

Go home Woke, you're drunk.

No pic for this but this morning I'm out walking my dogs and come across a young lady with her dog. Our dogs wanna meet, sniff some butt, and play a little.
First thing out of this lady's mouth was "My dog is gay"
In my mind I was like "Okay, that's a weird ice breaker but whatever" and I just smiled.

Her dog, a male, wants to play with my little girl Wednesday. When Wednesday likes you or another dog she'll start spinning very fast signaling she likes you and wants to play. So as this is happening I tell the lady, "That's my girl Wednesday and she identifies as a tornado".

I got the stare of death and she pulled her dog away all pissed off but didn't say anything. Not like I'm a 'phobe or anything but I just find a lot of woke shit to be nonsense. I'm about as live and let live as anybody and know I have a sick sense of humor sometimes but gee whiz, lighten up lady!
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Some people take life WAY to serious............
 
Bandit420 said:
@ Moe that reminds me of this morning so I got another...

Go home Woke, you're drunk.

No pic for this but this morning I'm out walking my dogs and come across a young lady with her dog. Our dogs wanna meet, sniff some butt, and play a little.
First thing out of this lady's mouth was "My dog is gay"
In my mind I was like "Okay, that's a weird ice breaker but whatever" and I just smiled.

Her dog, a male, wants to play with my little girl Wednesday. When Wednesday likes you or another dog she'll start spinning very fast signaling she likes you and wants to play. So as this is happening I tell the lady, "That's my girl Wednesday and she identifies as a tornado".

I got the stare of death and she pulled her dog away all pissed off but didn't say anything. Not like I'm a 'phobe or anything but I just find a lot of woke shit to be nonsense. I'm about as live and let live as anybody and know I have a sick sense of humor sometimes but gee whiz, lighten up lady!
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was gonna post a story but it bordered on political so posting this instead. i too love to ruffle those feathers with sound logic and mockery.
 
tobh said:
was gonna post a story but it bordered on political so posting this instead. i too love to ruffle those feathers with sound logic and mockery.
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I don't know how he could've taken her seriously. Does she not realize that male dogs will hump anything?
 
Stoneyluv said:
like cousin eddie says about snots the dog, just let him finish!!!

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I always loved and hated that scene.

Loved because if it were my dog, I'm sure I'd say the same thing.

Hated because there's no way in hell I'm letting your dog "finish" on my leg.

Thanks for the laugh man. Perfect.
 
Stoneyluv said:
like cousin eddie says about snots the dog, just let him finish!!!

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Too bad that movie is likely to be banned because of hurting sensitivities these days. I'm a millennial, I get social justice and that just because it was ok in the past doesn't mean it's ok now. but, there's a line when not having a sense of humor and being able to laugh at dumb shit like this without getting your buttplug off kilter becomes a problem.

also, appreciate the laugh and throw back to childhood.
 
Go home Log Slide riders, you're drunk.

I was in the Upper Peninsula last week, and came upon a sign indicating a "log slide" near the east end of Pictured Rocks. When they logged the area, they slid the logs down to ships waiting below. Now, people slide down them.

This was the approach. When I got to the top, there was a pair of shoes and socks, and some sort of flip flops that looked like they could be slippers.
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The slide, itself, is the darker colored sand just over the vegetated hump in the lower left corner. Starts out about a 50 degree angle, then gets worse, until you're on the shores of Lake Superior, 500 feet below where you parked your car. No escalator, either.
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There was a time when I would have done it. That time wasn't last week.
 
My brother-in-law

It's just what I think come 11pm and him hugging on me like a drunk fish

I don't have the nerve to say it, luckily my wife does lol
 
MysticEpipedon said:
Might be more my speed. If you were ever skiing and thought to yourself, "Wouldn't it be cool if I was just tumbling down a steep cliff?" you owe it to yourself to visit.
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I've tumbled down a cliff while skiing and can confirm that I would prefer not doing that again....
 
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