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I was born on a freeway
Growed and raised on a mayonaise farm
When I was eight years old, my daddy runned over me with a backhoe

Sparks commenced and my face caught fire
Grandma seen everything from the porch, jumped down and put it out with a rake ...


anywho .. high
 
I was born on a freeway
Growed and raised on a mayonaise farm
When I was eight years old, my daddy runned over me with a backhoe

Sparks commenced and my face caught fire
Grandma seen everything from the porch, jumped down and put it out with a rake ...


anywho .. high
Welcome to the forum, that's quite the intro.

best I can do. My dad ran over my ancle with a chev.
 
I was born on a freeway
Growed and raised on a mayonaise farm
When I was eight years old, my daddy runned over me with a backhoe

Sparks commenced and my face caught fire
Grandma seen everything from the porch, jumped down and put it out with a rake ...


anywho .. high
Welcome man. Glad to have you here. Nice harvest there bud.

Hey, not trying to mess with you, but are you familiar with Ravenwood or The Links at Greystone? Or, are you in Buffalo? Or, lol...maybe you don't play golf. Just asking friend.
 
The burbs of Buffalo, no golf, last time I did was 50 years ago
I imagine your farm supplies all the mayo for the bills then. I’m guessing you follow?

I grew up outside roch so the bills were in our dna. Our farm grew the chalk they use for lines on the field. Playoff years were always the ones we could put brand new underwear under the Christmas tree for each other. If the bills had a bad year we would just recycle the burlap sacks the chalk seed comes in.

This year was tough. I live in Missouri now so the local team is the chiefs. I think the bills got ripped off in the afc championship this year. But since moving to MO we gave up the chalk farm and now we grow arrowheads. I can’t complain about the extra $ this year, but I really wanted the bills to win anyway. At least we could afford beard bleach for the wife this season. Maybe if they won the bowl we could have gotten her an actual razor.
 
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KC is my second fav team, back at the Rock Pile I met Len Dawson with my dad, shook his hand, got the autograph and I had him sign a rookie card (dup) cool guy, down to earth .. since that day my 2nd fav team,

I thought buffalo was going to the big one this year, I don't have a hell of alot of time left, I want to see it before I go
 
KC is my second fav team, back at the Rock Pile I met Len Dawson with my dad, shook his hand, got the autograph and I had him sign a rookie card (dup) cool guy, down to earth .. since that day my 2nd fav team,

I thought buffalo was going to the big one this year, I don't have a hell of alot of time left, I want to see it before I go
You and me both. I was in my 20s when Jim Kelly and the rest lost 4 bowls. That still stings.
 
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