A little funny?

[Bandit420]

I think so!
A few times at the US Mexico border, agents will have dogs give the car a good sniff all around it. My dogs are in the backseat when this happens and my little girl Boston Terrier sees them, gets happy, and wants to play. But the agent dog doesn't even give her a look. Then my girl looks at me with this look of why don't they wanna play with me Dad? And I just think those dogs are fucking robots baby girl. Now when we pass thru a checkpoint she knows and doesn't give them a look now either

 

[Stoneyluv]

this got to be the only guy that gets stung in the eye and is still smiling!!!



alright alright alright!!!!!

 

[steamroller]

 

[Stoneyluv]

and here i thought this was a myth



(face palms inserted below!!!)

 

[Bandit420]

Safety first

 

[steamroller]

 

[Stoneyluv]

just like build a man a fire and he stays hot for hours, set a man on fire and he stays hot for the rest of his life!!

 

[Bandit420]

Bud Porn

 

[SSHZ]

 

[GoodShit97]

I'm going to hell for this but I don't care, it's funny

 

[steamroller]

 

[steamroller]

 

[Bandit420]

One for Stoney's flock

 

[Stoneyluv]

One for Stoney's flock

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i gotta get one of those!!!

somebody got me this sign a few years ago...

 

[GoodShit97]

 

[Stoneyluv]

Ya know why cavemen drag their women by the hiar??..... So they don't fill up with dirt.!

 

[Bandit420]

Hey you said it not me. Go Army!!!

 

[Bandit420]

So instead of stuffing a $1 bill in that Gstring should I put a 50 cent piece in the slot?

 

[steamroller]

But what about leg number 40?
Is it not sexy or just not there?

 

[Bandit420]

But what about leg number 40?
Is it not sexy or just not there?

One leg strippers do draw a crowd. Don't ask me how I know that

 

[Stoneyluv]

One leg strippers do draw a crowd. Don't ask me how I know that

wait, you know Eileen?

too-ra-loo-ra-too-ra-loo-rye-ay

 

[Bandit420]

Go Buckeyes?

 

[Stoneyluv]

who do they like?^^ like tell us how you really feel!!!

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somebody gave me this a while back, i haven't hung it up yet...

 

[GoodShit97]

 

[tobh]

 

[tobh]

 

[Bandit420]

who do they like?^^ like tell us how you really feel!!!

.

somebody gave me this a while back, i haven't hung it up yet...

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I'd go tofu cookbook on that fucking thing

 

[tobh]

who do they like?^^ like tell us how you really feel!!!

.

somebody gave me this a while back, i haven't hung it up yet...

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I'll take it off your hands, I need toilet paper anyways.

 

[GoodShit97]

 

[Bandit420]

Yeah but....