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Stoneyluv said:
how in the world did he break them like that... c'mon, we all know the torque and horsepower from the vehicle didn't do it!!!


no blocks? jackstands? just let your however much those POS things cost just laying on the ground?!?!?

it's all sitting weird in that lot, i bet he was trying to do donuts and it fell apart!!! 😆
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Donuts and curbs?. I whacked a curb pretty hard in the snow one year playing in a parking lot, cost me a bunch to repair my 1963 Valiant. wheel was bent, brakes twisted fluid everywhere.....Dad wasn't pleased about the whole thing but no beating...lol my first car.
 
GoodShit97 said:
www.torquenews.com

Tesla Cybertruck Frame Snaps in Half After Hitting a Pothole – $34,000 & 4 Months to Fix, but Owner Says “This is the Most Amazing Truck Ever”

A Cybertruck breaks its rear subframe after hitting a pothole. The incident cost $34,013 and took close to four months to fix. However, the Cybertruck owner says, “This is still the most amazing truck I've ever had!”
www.torquenews.com www.torquenews.com


Owner says it's "the most amazing truck he's ever had"
My guess is he's never owned a REAL truck?
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That pic of it on the back of the tow truck makes it one ugly truck. I've not seen one up close and thought the naysayers just don't like Musk so they bitch about his stuff but full stop! That's just ugly.....I don't know maybe some rounded edges would help. If it was a prototype well wtf. But its a production vehicle surely someone should have caught this before me....lol.....Hello Elon....we have a problem.
 
Pipecarver said:
That pic of it on the back of the tow truck makes it one ugly truck. I've not seen one up close and thought the naysayers just don't like Musk so they bitch about his stuff but full stop! That's just ugly.....I don't know maybe some rounded edges would help. If it was a prototype well wtf. But its a production vehicle surely someone should have caught this before me....lol.....Hello Elon....we have a problem.
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They sure are ugly "trucks"
I'd never own one even if it was given to me!
 
GoodShit97 said:
They sure are ugly "trucks"
I'd never own one even if it was given to me!
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They are getting to be very common here in the SF Bay Area. They get uglier in larger numbers. It’s like there’s not enough time between sightings for the excess ugly to ooze out of my memory, they look worse every time you see another.

They even have a stealth version that is carbon black. It really isn’t an improvement.
 
Pipecarver said:
That pic of it on the back of the tow truck makes it one ugly truck. I've not seen one up close and thought the naysayers just don't like Musk so they bitch about his stuff but full stop! That's just ugly.....I don't know maybe some rounded edges would help. If it was a prototype well wtf. But its a production vehicle surely someone should have caught this before me....lol.....Hello Elon....we have a problem.
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It kind of reminds me of a coffin with windows or a cryogenic chamber you see in space ship movies.

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Just ugly. If it functioned properly and was a tank then I could at least see a purpose. But it sounds like it’s a lemon as well.
 
TomH said:
They are getting to be very common here in the SF Bay Area. They get uglier in larger numbers. It’s like there’s not enough time between sightings for the excess ugly to ooze out of my memory, they look worse every time you see another.

They even have a stealth version that is carbon black. It really isn’t an improvement.
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The Borg Hive is here in Central Texas just outside city limits

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They're kinda like spider mites. I saw one. Few days later I saw 10. Now there's an infestation and I see maybe 6-15 per day. Some silver, some wrapped, some used as a tax ride offs and have an advertising wrap.
I saw one with a parking boot and ticket the other day and thought to myself, God does exist.

What makes them so bad for me isn't the truck so much. It's Elon Musk. The Tesla factory is fined just about every day for skirting EPA laws and pollution. But what's a $7000 fine per day for somebody who makes a billion dollars every day?
They pretty much dump toxic waste water into local rivers and the lighting out there has negatively impacted the earth and wildlife near the factory. And he's pretty good at treating workers like shit even firing women because they get pregnant and need maternity leave.
And that's just Central Texas. He's doing the same in South Texas with Space X.
Dude is just one of the biggest POS walking the Earth and now the Sumbitch has bought himself a president.
So yeah fuck Elon and anybody buying his products be it cars, rockets, or twitter. Look up Fascist Pig in the dictionary and it should have a pic of Elon jumping up and down like an asshat.
 
Bandit420 said:
The Borg Hive is here in Central Texas just outside city limits

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They're kinda like spider mites. I saw one. Few days later I saw 10. Now there's an infestation and I see maybe 6-15 per day. Some silver, some wrapped, some used as a tax ride offs and have an advertising wrap.
I saw one with a parking boot and ticket the other day and thought to myself, God does exist.

What makes them so bad for me isn't the truck so much. It's Elon Musk. The Tesla factory is fined just about every day for skirting EPA laws and pollution. But what's a $7000 fine per day for somebody who makes a billion dollars every day?
They pretty much dump toxic waste water into local rivers and the lighting out there has negatively impacted the earth and wildlife near the factory. And he's pretty good at treating workers like shit even firing women because they get pregnant and need maternity leave.
And that's just Central Texas. He's doing the same in South Texas with Space X.
Dude is just one of the biggest POS walking the Earth and now the Sumbitch has bought himself a president.
So yeah fuck Elon and anybody buying his products be it cars, rockets, or twitter. Look up Fascist Pig in the dictionary and it should have a pic of Elon jumping up and down like an asshat.
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Tell me that's not a Walmart parking lot. Gees it would give me the willies if it is. Hive minds and all, have you seen The Puppet Master? or Invasion of the body Snatchers?
 
GoodShit97 said:
They sure are ugly "trucks"
I'd never own one even if it was given to me!
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I sure would, I need something to haul stuff to the dump & I see all kinds of stuff I can use for free off Kijiji free stuff section. 2x4's and planks are hard to get in my Kia Rio, let alone my ebike. I want some Cement...looks like it could carry a few bags.....I'd look good cruising to the dump in one of them, Ugly or no that's dumping in style
 
Pipecarver said:
Tell me that's not a Walmart parking lot. Gees it would give me the willies if it is. Hive minds and all, have you seen The Puppet Master? or Invasion of the body Snatchers?
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That's the staging area at the Tesla factory before they're loaded onto trailers and shipped out.

This is what Elon Musk promised before it was built

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This is what we got

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Observer said:
Who said they were for dogs?

😉 😜 😘 😉
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I realized that on page two of the products and why I said I cant unsee what I've seen now.
Unfortunately I read some reviews just to see what people were saying and when I read something along the lines of "it fits in my carry-on bag when I travel" I closed my browser and wanted to take a shower and pour bleach in my eyes
 
Bandit420 said:
I realized that on page two of the products and why I said I cant unsee what I've seen now.
Unfortunately I read some reviews just to see what people were saying and when I read something along the lines of "it fits in my carry-on bag when I travel" I closed my browser and wanted to take a shower and pour bleach in my eyes
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Hahaha.
 
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