A little funny?

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[SSHZ]

Best one I saw today!!!

https://x.com/NukesTop5/status/1934233259862552744

Turn sound on.

 

[SSHZ]

 

[GoodShit97]

Legend

 

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[Zen_seeker]

 

[Bandit420]

I wanted to laugh, but damn.
I remember being little and growing up on the poor side of life, going to a McDonalds with the playscape may have well been a trip to Disneyland for us.
Now it's like the play area seems to prepare kids for a life in a cubicle staring at a screen all day

 

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[GoodShit97]

 

[GoodShit97]

 

[Beachwalker]

 

[Bandit420]

 

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[GoodShit97]

Wanna read something funny....
No?
To bad im gonna tell ya anyways.


Went to put in an outdoor spigot.
The water shutoff key here got taken by the old landlord when they left. So I called my old man to borrow one, got my water shut off and line all installed.

Go to turn my water back on and guess what.... the shut off box in the ground broke...... so now my water is off and can't be turned on till the shut off is dug up and fixed.....
My new landlord is religious as fuck.
Won't hear from them today..
This is why I sit on my ass all day and dont do anything because every time I try to do anything, this type of bullshit happens

 

[GoodShit97]

Oooh but wait, there's more.
Hes trying to say its my responsibility and I gotta pay to fix it...
Im moving out soon fuck this

 

[SSHZ]

 

[SSHZ]

 

[GoodShit97]

 

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[TomH]

My daughter bought a deep blue toilet seat cover.
When I first saw it, something made me go hmmmm., but I couldn’t put my finger on it until a couple rolls of toilet paper just happened to fall and land on the seat.

Now I can’t unthink about the fact that I sit on cookiemonsters face while i smoke my first puff in the morning.

 

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[Stoneyluv]

me today....

 

[GoodShit97]

Youre not supposed to be home yet

 

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[Stoneyluv]

^^^ thats a great cover up story mommy!!!!!! if only home depot sold body glitter!! hahahaha

 

[Bandit420]

^^^ thats a great cover up story mommy!!!!!! if only home depot sold body glitter!! hahahaha

If I find a chick at HD wearing a name tag that says Mahindra I'm gonna make it rain in lumber and hardware!

This sign here, IDK. Hard to tell exactly what it means. Could be a good thing or a very, very bad thing.

 

[Stoneyluv]

If I find a chick at HD wearing a name tag that says Mahindra I'm gonna make it rain in lumber and hardware!

This sign here, IDK. Hard to tell exactly what it means. Could be a good thing or a very, very bad thing.

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her nickname is ol fire crotch!!!

 

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[Stoneyluv]

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where can i watch that competition? hahahaha (as i realized i just opened myself up for an epic mom joke!!)

 

[steamroller]

^ @Bandit420 ? ^



Sorry y'all~!

 

[Zen_seeker]

where can i watch that competition? hahahaha (as i realized i just opened myself up for an epic mom joke!!)

 

[SSHZ]

 

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[Garbage_bear]

I can't remember if I posted this one or not...

 

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