A little funny?

[Bandit420]

A man was visiting a farm.
He asked the farmer if he could talk to his dog.
The farmer said my dog don't talk so I don't know why you would.
The man asked the dog how the farmer treats him and the dog said ' he treats me good. He feeds me well and plays with me.'
The man then asks if he can talk to the farmers horse and the farmer says he don't talk so I don't know why.
The man asks the horse how the farmer treats him and the horse said ' he feeds me oats and lets me run in the fields.'
The man then asks if he can talk to the farmers sheep and the farmer says that sheep fucking lies~!

That farmer must've gone to school at Texas A&M

 

[Bandit420]

When tariffs, inflation, and recession meet.... industry adjusts

 

[Bandit420]

RAM would be more believable if dude wants to disguise a shitbox like that

 

[Bandit420]

Mine is: Florida Man tries to plant a tree in a pothole on the freeway

and Florida man hides from police under a bed while a couple is sleeping in the bed

 

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