it’s like my radiators fucked 😆 and can’t regulate my body temp

Damn Max, maybe your thermostat is froze closed.. i just put in one that fails open so i don't blow my motor!! .... just trying to make ya smile!!!

hope ya feel better Mad Max!!!!!!
 
Nothing will make Max feel better faster than a couple of dick jokes.....

1) I'm not sure how I feel about masturbation, but on the one hand, it feels pretty great!


2) What's the difference between a dick and a bonus check? Someone is always down to blow your bonus.


3) What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef stroganoff.


4) What do a penis and Rubik's cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.


5) I went out dressed as a chicken last night and met a girl who was dressed like an egg. One thing led to another and the lifelong question was answered: It was the chicken.


6) How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his Whopper.


7) An old man is at his bedside praying when his wife says, "What are you doing?" "I'm praying for guidance," replies the man. "Just pray for stiffness," says the wife, "and I'll guide the fucker."


 
Nothing will make Max feel better faster than a couple of dick jokes.....

1) I'm not sure how I feel about masturbation, but on the one hand, it feels pretty great!


2) What's the difference between a dick and a bonus check? Someone is always down to blow your bonus.


3) What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef stroganoff.


4) What do a penis and Rubik's cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.


5) I went out dressed as a chicken last night and met a girl who was dressed like an egg. One thing led to another and the lifelong question was answered: It was the chicken.


6) How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his Whopper.


7) An old man is at his bedside praying when his wife says, "What are you doing?" "I'm praying for guidance," replies the man. "Just pray for stiffness," says the wife, "and I'll guide the fucker."


Admins? Is there a way to get a rimshot sound bite as an emoji? :ROFLMAO:
 
Gawd lord oh mighty..talking about dicks and pussy on my page 😂😂😂😂..what’s the world coming to 😂😂.

it put a smile on my dial though …thanks guys 1738561625489.gif Shes hot here right now 33deg c .i threw out a plant last nite,I just can’t handle the rh .it was a very messy ,stringy weak and late plant anyway..I hate plants like that,you gotta put a heap more effort in and a bitch to trim..smokes great but fuck that lol….i bet it’s tripping out right now with this heat. room rh is 51% but that’s only because she’s hot right now.last nite after throwing it out was still at 64% .even after taking a heap of leaves off .still heaps in there..
 
Sure 😀 I’d fix her up No problem .up over the wood pile 😂 i remember years a go talking to pop and he was saying he had nans leg up on the 2nd rail of the fence and said he could feel nans hip going in and out of joint😂😂😂
 
Sure 😀 I’d fix her up No problem .up over the wood pile 😂 i remember years a go talking to pop and he was saying he had nans leg up on the 2nd rail of the fence and said he could feel nans hip going in and out of joint😂😂😂

oh shit, i'm going to hell for the mental image on that one!!!!! hahahahaha too fuckin funny!!!
 
i'm pretty sure there are ways to add sound to a .png file... i just need to look into it, i think the free ones may add three seconds worth. now whether or not our site plays it i have no clue.

I can’t say. Been too long and only did stuff like that for fun to burn friends/family. GIFs mostly. Don’t recall if jpg/jpeg can do it but doubt it.

Technically you can. But it depends on what the app or system supports. This iPhone won’t play gif’s in some apps like the photo display but will in the messages app.

Other times it’s just a case of adding/changing a string of code. Like adding another photo file extension, like *.web, as it’s a known format that just has a different extension.

I need to build a PC again. Just too much priority stuff at the moment.
 
I only ended up watching the super bowl after half time…the eagles were playing great defence not giving KC a look in.they showed a couple glimpses late how quickly they can score when the game was all but over..they should of started passing long earlier..couple pics of the gals..bulking up abit.slowly but surely..5-6 weeks to go.. I’m starting the auditions now for the nxt Tarzan movie 🤣 leaves looking wavy up top but flat down lower.most likely the fan doing that…buds look a little foxy too but I’m expecting that as they are pretty close to the light..going okay 👍86FA9894-64CA-45FB-92CD-9FCEB8DF783B.jpeg
 
I only ended up watching the super bowl after half time…the eagles were playing great defence not giving KC a look in.they showed a couple glimpses late how quickly they can score when the game was all but over..they should of started passing long earlier..couple pics of the gals..bulking up abit.slowly but surely..5-6 weeks to go.. I’m starting the auditions now for the nxt Tarzan movie 🤣 leaves looking wavy up top but flat down lower.most likely the fan doing that…buds look a little foxy too but I’m expecting that as they are pretty close to the light..going okay 👍View attachment 89504
You may be auditioning for Tarzan but all I see are Janes in that room! 😉
 
No 😀..thank god….feeling better now.i was constantly thinking of all sorts of things wrong with me creating anxiety ,fear ,anxious like I was coming down off some kind of gear..it will b interesting what the blood results are as I was soo fucked with no energy.sweating for no reason,cold flashes etc.I’m still getting the cold flashes but not as bad now but I can do things without feeling exhausted..anyways enough of that .feels like I’ve been away from here a month .here’s where they are at..8 weeks in with maybe another 4 weeks to go..no boost or pk ,just canna classsic with extra cal/mag .i actually gave them some liquid lead tonite.basically enzymes with vitamins amino acids and carbohydrates .this should give the buds abit of a kick and add some flavour and taste..well that’s what it says on the bottle. haha..here’s a small vid..
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