A little funny?

[Pipecarver]

 

[Zen_seeker]

No comment. I’m happily married. I know because she told me.

 

[Pipecarver]

No comment. I’m happily married. I know because she told me.

my wife wasn't amused by it....lol....i was

 

[SpectrumFarms]

 

[Bandit420]

But how else are we to know what it tastes like?

 

[Garbage_bear]

I can;'t] remember if I posted this. Also I can't see as Iv'e misplaced my glasseslol

 

[SpectrumFarms]

Ahh good ol' Vermin Supreme

 

[Bandit420]

Saw this on my city's reddit feed today. The first comment is gold

 

[Stoneyluv]

Saw this on my city's reddit feed today. The first comment is gold

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the second comment is pretty funny too!!!!!!

 

[steamroller]

Thought, I might search genderfluid in case words don't mean what I think they mean and wondered how it comes and goes.
But then said no way.
I don't need that shit on search history or cookies list~!

 

[Bandit420]

Thought, I might search genderfluid in case words don't mean what I think they mean and wondered how it comes and goes.
But then said no way.
I don't need that shit on search history or cookies list~!

They sell in singles or by the six pack at Omega Mart



But that's Omega Mart. Purveyors of such fine products like



and

 

[steamroller]

My wife asked me why I don't give her orgasms anymore? I told her you spit the last one out~!
That was not the answer she was looking for.

 

[GoodShit97]

I'm dead

 

[Bandit420]

Now you know why every tool box and tool shed should have a can of WD-40 just in case

 

[Bandit420]

Joe Dirt traded in the Hemi for a Jeep

 

[Stoneyluv]

Just Expect Excess Problems!!^^^^

 

[steamroller]

 

[Stoneyluv]

she askes "do these pants make me look big?"

"no, it's not the pants, it's your ass"

duck!!!

 

[steamroller]

 

[Bandit420]

So small but so angry! And the dog looking on hahahaha!

 

[SpectrumFarms]

So small but so angry! And the dog looking on hahahaha!

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awwww, look at those cute lil flares

 

[Zen_seeker]

So small but so angry! And the dog looking on hahahaha!

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New version of the Fortwo?

Looks like a black frog. Especially if it had dark tint windows.

I want to hate it, but I wonder what it could handle? Better than a quad for the farm.

 

[Bandit420]

New version of the Fortwo?

Looks like a black frog. Especially if it had dark tint windows.

I want to hate it, but I wonder what it could handle? Better than a quad for the farm.

Pretty much yeah. It's a Smart car modified into a 4x4. Why? IDK

 

[MysticEpipedon]

So small but so angry! And the dog looking on hahahaha!

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I wonder if someone could make a fake Bentley front end to attach to that thing.

 

[MysticEpipedon]

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Just the kind of thing they talk about on the Enterprise: "Photon torpedo that fucker and hey, Mama Cass and Karen Carpenter -- like what the fuck?"

 

[Bandit420]

I wonder if someone could make a fake Bentley front end to attach to that thing.

That reminds me of my old neighbor who was a real piece of work...
This guy drove a VW Jetta and one day he came upon the clean up of an accident scene and found a BMW emblem. He was out in the street as I was leaving my home and I saw he had popped off the VW emblem and was using Elmer's Glue to try and glue the BMW emblem on the nose of the car. I asked him why and he said it was to pick up chicks

 

[MysticEpipedon]

Now you know why every tool box and tool shed should have a can of WD-40 just in case

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I have no monetary interest in the product, not trying to spam, but I prefer Glide.

 

[Bandit420]

She's a poet and doesn't even know it



Or maybe she does?
Either way.....

 

[Zen_seeker]

She's a poet and doesn't even know it

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Or maybe she does?
Either way.....

Umm. After reading the shirt I’m afraid of what that leopard patterned material in her pocket is.

Love Floyd. But ya, RUN!

 

[Bandit420]