A little funny?

[steamroller]

 

[Bandit420]

 

[Bandit420]

Yeah, and?
That's how we roll!

 

[GoodShit97]

Yeah, and?
That's how we roll!

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The person who wrote "only in texas" clearly has never had brisket before because if they weren't 80-120 dollars here they'd be emergency supplies for me too!

 

[steamroller]

Yeah, and?
That's how we roll!

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You crazy motherfuckers~!
Still have tears rolling out of my eyes~!
I would be looking into who is largest cow life preserver mfg.
There is still time to get rich~!

 

[Bandit420]

The person who wrote "only in texas" clearly has never had brisket before because if they weren't 80-120 dollars here they'd be emergency supplies for me too!

I saw on reddit yesterday somebody paid $270 to have a brisket smoked here and shipped to Oregon. In that, they mostly paid for the name of the BBQ joint that sold it, Franklin's.
Aaron Franklin is a stud pitmaster and his brisket is very legit. But it's also very ez to recreate. There's no special rub or anything, just black pepper and garlic powder, low and slow at 225-250, pulled at 200 and rested for an hour in a cooler.
I'll do the same thing tomorrow but it will only cost me around $18

 

[GoodShit97]

I saw on reddit yesterday somebody paid $270 to have a brisket smoked here and shipped to Oregon. In that, they mostly paid for the name of the BBQ joint that sold it, Franklin's.
Aaron Franklin is a stud pitmaster and his brisket is very legit. But it's also very ez to recreate. There's no special rub or anything, just black pepper and garlic powder, low and slow at 225-250, pulled at 200 and rested for an hour in a cooler.
I'll do the same thing tomorrow but it will only cost me around $18

I've got one ready to go on at 4am
Along with a nice pork butt soaking in apple cider and brown sugar for some shredded pork

 

[GoodShit97]

 

[Stoneyluv]

i really wanna see a cow in a life preserver now!!

for real though... this ones ready!!!!

 

[GoodShit97]

 

[Bandit420]

If only this would happen at Costco

 

[GoodShit97]

If only this would happen at Costco

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[steamroller]

 

[Bandit420]

Happy 4th of July America!!!!

 

[Costanza]

happy 4th

 

[Stoneyluv]

 

[GoodShit97]

 

[GoodShit97]

 

[GoodShit97]

 

[SpectrumFarms]

 

[TomH]

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Looks like the south end of a northbound cat!

 

[SiamSam]

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TEE Jee Tee Hee hah, and behind door #3

 

[GoodShit97]

lol wut

 

[steamroller]

lol wut View attachment 64835

Can't say they didn't warn you~!

 

[OLDCRO]

 

[OLDCRO]

 

[OLDCRO]

 

[Bandit420]

Hurricane in the Gulf?
Texas bakes cakes




Some dude gets his calf gnawed off by a shark in the surf?
Texas bakes cakes

 

[GoodShit97]

Gimme my flowerrrrrs!!!!

 

[SiamSam]

Hurricane in the Gulf?
Texas bakes cakes

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Some dude gets his calf gnawed off by a shark in the surf?
Texas bakes cakes

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How come there is no blood or veins throbbing sticking out? What kind of JAWS movie is this. Lame