True Confessions of an American Outlaw

[Stoneyluv]

Hahah same!
Grew up on 100 acres surrounded by another 1200 acres of farm land.
My old man always told me "go play in the road, you're pissing me off" lmfao

hahahaha had one relative that would tell me to go spit nickels off a bridge! i have no idea where that one came from... and no bridges around either!! hahaha

 

[GoodShit97]

hahahaha had one relative that would tell me to go spit nickels off a bridge! i have no idea where that one came from... and no bridges around either!! hahaha

I don't think ive ever heard that one

 

[Zen_seeker]

hahahaha had one relative that would tell me to go spit nickels off a bridge! i have no idea where that one came from... and no bridges around either!! hahaha

I’ve a few old sayings I used to hear. A couple I later learned had different meanings than what I understood them to be.

 

[ninjadip]

I’ve a few old sayings I used to hear. A couple I later learned had different meanings than what I understood them to be.

When the river runs red, take the dirt road...

How about that one?

 

[ninjadip]

my uncle always told me to "get off the bus" when i would tell him something he thought was incredulous

 

[Zen_seeker]

When the river runs red, take the dirt road...

How about that one?

Um no. That’s new…and a little gross.

More along the lines of; It’s colder than a witch’s tit.

Another that covers snotty noses and stiff dicks.

One that I didn’t get for years was; It’s not worth a pinch of coon shit.

Anyone that had these saying all died years ago. Just strange how things get started and then get lost in obscurity as the times change.

 

[ninjadip]

Once i had a neighbor when i was a kid that said
"Hey you got any bees?"
I said what?!?
He meant weed, because "it catches you a buzz" lol

 

[Stoneyluv]

when i was little and buggin my dad he would give me the ol' " hey why don't you go tell your mother she wants you?!" hahaha

 

[steamroller]

Take a long walk off a short pier.