Fekk. You just posted my like 1 weakness....
Dude my wife’s like , whatcha eaten. I’m like nothing lol. Then she says you’re eating Andes I can smell it on your breath. I’m like better then poop breath.Fekk. You just posted my like 1 weakness....
Ill jump out of a moving car over some andes candies dude, they are my absolute favorite.
I just had some like the night before last and i said something to my wife while eating one, she turns, looks at me funny and goes "oh. You're eating an Andes"Dude my wife’s like , whatcha eaten. I’m like nothing lol. Then she says you’re eating Andes I can smell it on your breath. I’m like better then poop.
Just searched this on YouTube. Obituary, Nuclear Assault, and other Metal musicians. Why have I never heard of this.I was just telling G$ one of my guilty pleasures is I like the music artist "necro" lol I've wanted to post some shit in the locker room but man...idk I don't want people to look at me as anymore crazy than they may already![]()
I just had some like the night before last and i said something to my wife while eating one, she turns, looks at me funny and goes "oh. You're eating an Andes"
Are they really that distinct?!![]()
Ah see, my wife is just as addicted as i am...I have no idea. I try to get her to eat one and she like no I don’t want one. I’m like her baby try it. She acts like I’m trying to feed her a cat turd.
"There will be candy"I'm all good with almost any candy.
Not afraid of pop tarts either~!![]()
I have that phobia to birthday cake, The tiny little snot blowers don't have good aim or blowing skills, more snot ends up on the cake than candle. Sorry no cake for me...I've developed a phobia to mints. I was at a restaurant, coming out of a bathroom, and grabbed a few mints on my way back to the table. My GF at the time decided it was a good time to tell me about Urine Mints. Apparently, someone did a study on how many men wash their hands after they use the restroom and then grab mints on the way out. Bar peanuts also got ruined for me.
My.kids like candy corn, my.little one calls them "unicorns"Candy corn, and those orange foamy peanuts can fuck right off...most other candy is fine
When I go to kids parties I never eat the cake. One time(at band camp), one of the parents kept trying to get me to take a piece and I kept politely declining but she was insistent. I finally had to tell her why I don't eat cake at a kids party and she got offended telling me her kids weren't sick or anything. I told her I don't care if she is or isn't sick, I'd rather save the saliva swap for my GF. That didn't go over very well with her and she proceeded to tell the rest of the parents my Kid/Cake stance. Some got offended and some agreed with me. The whole thing turned into a heavy discussion veering off into all kinds of idiotic tangents.I have that phobia to birthday cake, The tiny little snot blowers don't have good aim or blowing skills, more snot ends up on the cake than candle. Sorry no cake for me...
I've never heard of those Andes but us Canadians are a sheltered bunch
Don’t forget Peeps the sugar coated ducks.My.kids like candy corn, my.little one calls them "unicorns"
Circus peanuts tho,
All dried marshmallow candy can eat dick. Yes, including Lucky Charms too!
Yes, disgusting!!!!Don’t forget Peeps the sugar coated ducks.
We got us a law breaking thrill seeker lol.If we are just listing some of our guilty pleasures I enjoy breaking the rules at times.
Don't miss understand and think I do stuff to flaunt it, there has to a reason for my action.
Sometimes I want to is a good enough though~! I don't do things that may harm others, but things that responsible people don't do I am told~!
I have learned to savor the reward of my actions being them speeding on road when no one is in sight, trespassing down a dirt road to see where it goes, or smoking somewhere that other people can't like off the trail or way up high~!.
If this is all about candy then never mind~!![]()
It’s weird dude but that’s the only dark chocolate and mint I will eat. No other mints and no peppermint or spearmint.I don't much prefer mint anything unless it's just like mints or mint gum. I don't really prefer it with chocolate or candy...I always feel like I just gargled with chocolate flavored Listerine or something after eating mint chocolate.....not my thing.
It's sacrilegious that they make mint ice cream lol
If we are just listing some of our guilty pleasures I enjoy breaking the rules at times.
Don't miss understand and think I do stuff to flaunt it, there has to a reason for my action.
Sometimes I want to is a good enough though~! I don't do things that may harm others, but things that responsible people don't do I am told~!
I have learned to savor the reward of my actions being them speeding on road when no one is in sight, trespassing down a dirt road to see where it goes, or smoking somewhere that other people can't like off the trail or way up high~!.
If this is all about candy then never mind~!![]()
Would you like some cake with your snot and spittleWhen I go to kids parties I never eat the cake. One time(at band camp), one of the parents kept trying to get me to take a piece and I kept politely declining but she was insistent. I finally had to tell her why I don't eat cake at a kids party and she got offended telling me her kids weren't sick or anything. I told her I don't care if she is or isn't sick, I'd rather save the saliva swap for my GF. That didn't go over very well with her and she proceeded to tell the rest of the parents my Kid/Cake stance. Some got offended and some agreed with me. The whole thing turned into a heavy discussion veering off into all kinds of idiotic tangents.
While all this was going on I quietly scooped up my son and exited the party just as the tensions were starting to peak. Don't remember ever getting invited to another party at that house........![]()

I expected trouble from you~!View attachment 41110
Candy? These don't last around me at all. I open the bag new and let it sit open so the vines get stale. Stale Red Vines are so awesome it's not even funny. Twizzlers can fuck off.
Steam, I agree.
Gotten high in some pretty scandalous places and it's always fun.
Another is my wife and I have a thing about having relations in some pretty naughty places. State Capitol lawn, 50yrd line of a football stadium, back booth at a Waffle House...you get the idea![]()
Hallway in your highschool? Haha yep shes my wifeAnother is my wife and I have a thing about having relations in some pretty naughty places. State Capitol lawn, 50yrd line of a football stadium, back booth at a Waffle House...you get the idea![]()
I'm a bit more blunt with it, the kids think its funny cause I don't want no kid cooties, ah gag no I proclaim you'll kill me with your cooties. its a conspiracy your trying to kill me as they start coughing in my direction. my great grand kids think I'm funny.....ha ha....When I go to kids parties I never eat the cake. One time(at band camp), one of the parents kept trying to get me to take a piece and I kept politely declining but she was insistent. I finally had to tell her why I don't eat cake at a kids party and she got offended telling me her kids weren't sick or anything. I told her I don't care if she is or isn't sick, I'd rather save the saliva swap for my GF. That didn't go over very well with her and she proceeded to tell the rest of the parents my Kid/Cake stance. Some got offended and some agreed with me. The whole thing turned into a heavy discussion veering off into all kinds of idiotic tangents.
While all this was going on I quietly scooped up my son and exited the party just as the tensions were starting to peak. Don't remember ever getting invited to another party at that house........![]()
My youngest would laugh and then chase you downI'm a bit more blunt with it, the kids think its funny cause I don't want no kid cooties, ah gag no I proclaim you'll kill me with your cooties. its a conspiracy your trying to kill me as they start coughing in my direction. my great grand kids think I'm funny.....ha ha....
I don’t blame you. When me in the wife are in Walmart of all places if I hear someone cough I go full turtle with my shirt , right up to my nose.I'm a bit more blunt with it, the kids think its funny cause I don't want no kid cooties, ah gag no I proclaim you'll kill me with your cooties. its a conspiracy your trying to kill me as they start coughing in my direction. my great grand kids think I'm funny.....ha ha....
other than on tv I've never seen Peeps either, I think they are up here now but not while I had kids around or I just never noticed them. But we have Kinder Eggs.....they're too dangerous for you folks south of the border but us tough Canadian kids just spit out the tiny toy....lolDon’t forget Peeps the sugar coated ducks.
One of the things I love about my GF is she isn't shy when it comes to sex in "different" places. We always laugh about the time we did it in a tree in a park that overlooked a horse trail so as the riders rode by I'd be doing my own riding!!!View attachment 41110
Candy? These don't last around me at all. I open the bag new and let it sit open so the vines get stale. Stale Red Vines are so awesome it's not even funny. Twizzlers can fuck off.
Steam, I agree.
Gotten high in some pretty scandalous places and it's always fun.
Another is my wife and I have a thing about having relations in some pretty naughty places. State Capitol lawn, 50yrd line of a football stadium, back booth at a Waffle House...you get the idea![]()
ya I get that from the kids, my son say I turn 7 when I'm with them......kids love me though. my hair beard and rough look about me has them crawling all over me at the chagrin of their ultra religious parents who don't approve of my life style or me in general...lolMy youngest would laugh and then chase you downhes rotten at times lol
Fuggem.........ya I get that from the kids, my son say I turn 7 when I'm with them......kids love me though. my hair beard and rough look about me has them crawling all over me at the chagrin of their ultra religious parents who don't approve of my life style or me in general...lol
Sometimes part of a great buzz is where you are~!Steam, I agree.
Gotten high in some pretty scandalous places and it's always fun.