Guilty Pleasures

Fekk. You just posted my like 1 weakness....
Ill jump out of a moving car over some andes candies dude, they are my absolute favorite.
Dude my wife’s like , whatcha eaten. I’m like nothing lol. Then she says you’re eating Andes I can smell it on your breath. I’m like better then poop breath.
 
Dude my wife’s like , whatcha eaten. I’m like nothing lol. Then she says you’re eating Andes I can smell it on your breath. I’m like better then poop.
I just had some like the night before last and i said something to my wife while eating one, she turns, looks at me funny and goes "oh. You're eating an Andes"
Are they really that distinct?! 😳
 
I was just telling G$ one of my guilty pleasures is I like the music artist "necro" lol I've wanted to post some shit in the locker room but man...idk I don't want people to look at me as anymore crazy than they may already 😂
 
I was just telling G$ one of my guilty pleasures is I like the music artist "necro" lol I've wanted to post some shit in the locker room but man...idk I don't want people to look at me as anymore crazy than they may already 😂
Just searched this on YouTube. Obituary, Nuclear Assault, and other Metal musicians. Why have I never heard of this.
 
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I just had some like the night before last and i said something to my wife while eating one, she turns, looks at me funny and goes "oh. You're eating an Andes"
Are they really that distinct?! 😳

I have no idea. I try to get her to eat one and she like no I don’t want one. I’m like her baby try it. She acts like I’m trying to feed her a cat turd.
 
I've developed a phobia to mints. I was at a restaurant, coming out of a bathroom, and grabbed a few mints on my way back to the table. My GF at the time decided it was a good time to tell me about Urine Mints. Apparently, someone did a study on how many men wash their hands after they use the restroom and then grab mints on the way out. Bar peanuts also got ruined for me.
 
I've developed a phobia to mints. I was at a restaurant, coming out of a bathroom, and grabbed a few mints on my way back to the table. My GF at the time decided it was a good time to tell me about Urine Mints. Apparently, someone did a study on how many men wash their hands after they use the restroom and then grab mints on the way out. Bar peanuts also got ruined for me.
I have that phobia to birthday cake, The tiny little snot blowers don't have good aim or blowing skills, more snot ends up on the cake than candle. Sorry no cake for me...
I've never heard of those Andes but us Canadians are a sheltered bunch
 
I have that phobia to birthday cake, The tiny little snot blowers don't have good aim or blowing skills, more snot ends up on the cake than candle. Sorry no cake for me...
I've never heard of those Andes but us Canadians are a sheltered bunch
When I go to kids parties I never eat the cake. One time(at band camp), one of the parents kept trying to get me to take a piece and I kept politely declining but she was insistent. I finally had to tell her why I don't eat cake at a kids party and she got offended telling me her kids weren't sick or anything. I told her I don't care if she is or isn't sick, I'd rather save the saliva swap for my GF. That didn't go over very well with her and she proceeded to tell the rest of the parents my Kid/Cake stance. Some got offended and some agreed with me. The whole thing turned into a heavy discussion veering off into all kinds of idiotic tangents.

While all this was going on I quietly scooped up my son and exited the party just as the tensions were starting to peak. Don't remember ever getting invited to another party at that house........😒
 
If we are just listing some of our guilty pleasures I enjoy breaking the rules at times.:oops:
Don't miss understand and think I do stuff to flaunt it, there has to a reason for my action.
Sometimes I want to is a good enough though~! I don't do things that may harm others, but things that responsible people don't do I am told~!
I have learned to savor the reward of my actions being them speeding on road when no one is in sight, trespassing down a dirt road to see where it goes, or smoking somewhere that other people can't like off the trail or way up high~!.

If this is all about candy then never mind~!:p
 
I don't much prefer mint anything unless it's just like mints or mint gum. I don't really prefer it with chocolate or candy...I always feel like I just gargled with chocolate flavored Listerine or something after eating mint chocolate.....not my thing.

It's sacrilegious that they make mint ice cream lol

The sound of broken glass for some reason is oddly enjoyable for me...I like to smash shit, my own shit of course when it's toast. I take the really bullshit stuff to suplex city on its way to the trash so no one tries to even save the fuckery...my wife don't like it...my wife also wouldn't like to go to suplex city either right so it's a necessary blow off 😆
 
If we are just listing some of our guilty pleasures I enjoy breaking the rules at times.:oops:
Don't miss understand and think I do stuff to flaunt it, there has to a reason for my action.
Sometimes I want to is a good enough though~! I don't do things that may harm others, but things that responsible people don't do I am told~!
I have learned to savor the reward of my actions being them speeding on road when no one is in sight, trespassing down a dirt road to see where it goes, or smoking somewhere that other people can't like off the trail or way up high~!.

If this is all about candy then never mind~!:p
We got us a law breaking thrill seeker lol.
 
I don't much prefer mint anything unless it's just like mints or mint gum. I don't really prefer it with chocolate or candy...I always feel like I just gargled with chocolate flavored Listerine or something after eating mint chocolate.....not my thing.

It's sacrilegious that they make mint ice cream lol
It’s weird dude but that’s the only dark chocolate and mint I will eat. No other mints and no peppermint or spearmint.
 
If we are just listing some of our guilty pleasures I enjoy breaking the rules at times.:oops:
Don't miss understand and think I do stuff to flaunt it, there has to a reason for my action.
Sometimes I want to is a good enough though~! I don't do things that may harm others, but things that responsible people don't do I am told~!
I have learned to savor the reward of my actions being them speeding on road when no one is in sight, trespassing down a dirt road to see where it goes, or smoking somewhere that other people can't like off the trail or way up high~!.

If this is all about candy then never mind~!:p
 
When I go to kids parties I never eat the cake. One time(at band camp), one of the parents kept trying to get me to take a piece and I kept politely declining but she was insistent. I finally had to tell her why I don't eat cake at a kids party and she got offended telling me her kids weren't sick or anything. I told her I don't care if she is or isn't sick, I'd rather save the saliva swap for my GF. That didn't go over very well with her and she proceeded to tell the rest of the parents my Kid/Cake stance. Some got offended and some agreed with me. The whole thing turned into a heavy discussion veering off into all kinds of idiotic tangents.

While all this was going on I quietly scooped up my son and exited the party just as the tensions were starting to peak. Don't remember ever getting invited to another party at that house........😒
Would you like some cake with your snot and spittle
 
Mint chocolate chip ice cream is one of my favorites~!
 
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Candy? These don't last around me at all. I open the bag new and let it sit open so the vines get stale. Stale Red Vines are so awesome it's not even funny. Twizzlers can fuck off.

Steam, I agree.
Gotten high in some pretty scandalous places and it's always fun.
Another is my wife and I have a thing about having relations in some pretty naughty places. State Capitol lawn, 50yrd line of a football stadium, back booth at a Waffle House...you get the idea ;)
 
This is therapeutic, like confession at church....like in bad Santa when Billy Bob Thornton steals the drink slams it in front of the bartender and says "aaaaahhhhh.......fuck you”. Just feels good a bit
 
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Candy? These don't last around me at all. I open the bag new and let it sit open so the vines get stale. Stale Red Vines are so awesome it's not even funny. Twizzlers can fuck off.

Steam, I agree.
Gotten high in some pretty scandalous places and it's always fun.
Another is my wife and I have a thing about having relations in some pretty naughty places. State Capitol lawn, 50yrd line of a football stadium, back booth at a Waffle House...you get the idea ;)
I expected trouble from you~!
Got some funny stories that my wife doesn't think so funny~! :p
 
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