Guilty Pleasures

[MDK]

other than on tv I've never seen Peeps either, I think they are up here now but not while I had kids around or I just never noticed them. But we have Kinder Eggs.....they're too dangerous for you folks south of the border but us tough Canadian kids just spit out the tiny toy....lol

My stepson got in trouble at school for fighting it's pretty damn funny though. So the kid he tried to fight is way bigger and kind of bullied him a bit. My stepson and his friend were gonna jump the big bully because my stepson had been thrown down and kicked by him prior. My stepsons friend was in a real bad accident as a young child and almost had his arm torn off...so he has kind of this gimp arm. Anyway story went my stepson told the bully he looked like a kinder egg . Bully says do something about it. Steps says ok in the bathroom off camera. Bully goes into bathroom my stepson goes in tried for a double leg takedown shoved the bully against the wall that's it. Going nowhere he hollered the code word "peaches" and his friend comes in with his chicken wing swinging and the bully shoved him down with one hand. Mounted the kid and bloodied his face up while my stepson tried to help but had nothing for the big kid....my stepson earned the nickname peaches from that one.

I also told him to never let his friends go down for shit he started that should have been his nose and lip. Also that friends like his are hard to come by and what you did for him makes you forgettable.

 

[Pipecarver]

Fuggem.........

exactly, My son in law had to go to Vegas for a metal workers convention, full ala cart, no cost to him. I asked if he went into any of the Casino's and there was a look of horror from him his wife who didn't go and a "of course not"...he said. I said what in Vegas you don't walk through and see the sites of the city? a head shake...did you go up and down the strip in old town?....no....I didn't ask wtf did you do there. I was afraid of the answer, I expected it to be praying.

I just don't fit in with that crowd

 

[Pipecarver]

I just sat back yawned, I thought well what am I gonna do now as I looked at the clock....ah 4:20 I've an Idea.

 

[Pipecarver]

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Candy? These don't last around me at all. I open the bag new and let it sit open so the vines get stale. Stale Red Vines are so awesome it's not even funny. Twizzlers can fuck off.

Steam, I agree.
Gotten high in some pretty scandalous places and it's always fun.
Another is my wife and I have a thing about having relations in some pretty naughty places. State Capitol lawn, 50yrd line of a football stadium, back booth at a Waffle House...you get the idea

I'm not big on candy either but put a dozen donuts on the table and watch me go. Why are there no donut eating contests?

 

[Rootsruler]

exactly, My son in law had to go to Vegas for a metal workers convention, full ala cart, no cost to him. I asked if he went into any of the Casino's and there was a look of horror from him his wife who didn't go and a "of course not"...he said. I said what in Vegas you don't walk through and see the sites of the city? a head shake...did you go up and down the strip in old town?....no....I didn't ask wtf did you do there. I was afraid of the answer, I expected it to be praying.

I just don't fit in with that crowd

What aggravates me about these kinds of scenarios is how these holier than thou types always seem to end up with some sort of sex or drug scandal from the hideous repression they choose for themselves. They'll look down their nose at you but when they get exposed they're always asking for your support in this tough time. FUCK YOU! You treated me like dirt and now you want me to join your team?

I have nothing against people that live their religion but please don't judge me while you're leading a secret life that goes against your supposed faith in God. Fucking hypocrites....

 

[Pipecarver]

What aggravates me about these kinds of scenarios is how these holier than thou types always seem to end up with some sort of sex or drug scandal from the hideous repression they choose for themselves. They'll look down their nose at you but when they get exposed they're always asking for your support in this tough time. FUCK YOU! You treated me like dirt and now you want me to join your team?

I have nothing against people that live their religion but please don't judge me while you're leading a secret life that goes against your supposed faith in God. Fucking hypocrites....

I just get this air of superiority and clan meeting talks where they all agree on a method of replying to any questions I have by either ignoring me or cutting me short. So conversation is awkward and time drags on so I play with the kids when I'm able to, I'd rather have them crawling on me, pulling my hair or outside fooling around with a ball,Frisbee what ever than sitting inside. Tough for my wife cause she gave birth to him....lol and he got mixed up with a cute religious .......nutter? I'm searching for the right word here.....crackpot?......I'll think on it...

 

[Ikilledit]

I'm not big on candy either but put a dozen donuts on the table and watch me go. Why are there no donut eating contests?

Give this man some doughnuts so he can go nuts.

 

[MDK]

 

[GoodShit97]

I'm not big on candy either but put a dozen donuts on the table and watch me go. Why are there no donut eating contests?

Man, we have this place down here called Duck Donuts https://www.duckdonuts.com/menu/

They have some awesome doughnuts, my kids get to do a fundraiser through them every year and i buy 3 or 4 dozen, they only last a couple days

 

[MDK]

Your gonna think of duck hunt and a stoned Pipecarver plowing into a box of donuts(think johnny cash eating cake on mushrooms type picture) that's gonna be on your brain every time you hit up duck donuts now lmao

 

[GoodShit97]

Your gonna think of duck hunt and a stoned Pipecarver plowing into a box of donuts(think johnny cash eating cake on mushrooms type picture) that's gonna be on your brain every time you hit up duck donuts now lmao

Bro you posted that meme at the perfect time

 

[MDK]

I know wtf

 

[Rootsruler]

Your gonna think of duck hunt and a stoned Pipecarver plowing into a box of donuts(think johnny cash eating cake on mushrooms type picture) that's gonna be on your brain every time you hit up duck donuts now lmao

You mean like my avatar?

 

[MDK]

That's it

 

[Ikilledit]

What aggravates me about these kinds of scenarios is how these holier than thou types always seem to end up with some sort of sex or drug scandal from the hideous repression they choose for themselves. They'll look down their nose at you but when they get exposed they're always asking for your support in this tough time. FUCK YOU! You treated me like dirt and now you want me to join your team?

I have nothing against people that live their religion but please don't judge me while you're leading a secret life that goes against your supposed faith in God. Fucking hypocrites....

I’m not a religious person. If religion means control. And that’s basically what the majority of denominations what and do. My walk with God has nothing to do with anyone but me. Is it easier to judge a person when they are a drug addicts, alcoholic, sex addicts and so on. Or is it easier to talk with them about it. No judgement just sincere concern. People know when they’re headed down the wrong path. But that person has to want to change. But it’s easy to judge a murderer, a rapist and a child molester. Even sentence them to death by one’s own words. We all judge each other. People say the Bible is folklore, fiction even fairy tales. But the Bible is the truest example of mankind’s evil. And what he will do for power. He will rape ,pillage, enslave , bring war, destroy and conquer by all means necessary. When he is winning God is on his side. When he is losing God is against him. Wither it be for good or evil doesn’t matter. The Bible is a good example of what was happening 6500 years ago till this day. Murder, Rape, Slavery, corruption in both religion and government. People Cherry pick verses to push their agendas. I am a true believer in God. Not religion. Are there things in this world that people do that I don’t agree with? Absolutely. Are a lot of these things I don’t agree with having an effect on society.? 100%. I haven’t read my Bible in over 2 years. But I will tell anyone this. Don’t listen to what anyone try’s to tell you about what the Bible says. Pick one up and read it yourself. Then you will be amazed at how fast you can say, That’s not what that means. Your twisting scripture to fit your agenda.

 

[Pipecarver]

Man, we have this place down here called Duck Donuts https://www.duckdonuts.com/menu/

They have some awesome doughnuts, my kids get to do a fundraiser through them every year and i buy 3 or 4 dozen, they only last a couple days

a couple of days...good one...lol....you're only talking 48 right? with coffee and a willingness to indulge I could chew through them in a few hours......I don't think you can fill up on donuts. They're like Jello and there's always room for Jello

 

[Ikilledit]

Man, we have this place down here called Duck Donuts https://www.duckdonuts.com/menu/

They have some awesome doughnuts, my kids get to do a fundraiser through them every year and i buy 3 or 4 dozen, they only last a couple days

When I was a kid growing up in Nashville. There was a krispy kream doughnut bakery on Galitan Rd. When the dough nuts were piping hot the light on the out side would come on and you could go in and buy them. They were Awesome. Hot and gooey. I could eat a dozen easily. And the raspberry filled ones were amazing. Damn I want a doughnut.

 

[Ikilledit]

Man I have more guilty pleasures than i thought. Fresh and hot pulled pork. I could eat that the rest of my days. Oh and Porter House Steaks.

 

[GoodShit97]

a couple of days...good one...lol....you're only talking 48 right? with coffee and a willingness to indulge I could chew through them in a few hours......I don't think you can fill up on donuts. They're like Jello and there's always room for Jello

Well... ya see, i try to spread it out...
I have real bad teeth, otherwise id eat em right up, im right there with you. I somt think you can get full on donuts.

When I was a kid growing up in Nashville. There was a krispy kream doughnut bakery on Galitan Rd. When the dough nuts were piping hot the light on the out side would come on and you could go in and buy them. They were Awesome. Hot and gooey. I could eat a dozen easily. And the raspberry filled ones were amazing. Damn I want a doughnut.

Krispy kreme donuts are delicious too. I raced BMX for a few years and one of the tracks we went to had a KK donut booth and they made them fresh to order, they were so damn good

 

[Cool_Beans]

Dirty blondes for sure.

 

[steamroller]

Dirty blondes for sure.

 

[Cool_Beans]

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Aye. No homo. Cheers buddy.