🌺 Throw Out Your Best Cannabis Meme’s 🌺

This reminds me of the time I was rebuilding a VW engine in my 2nd story bedroom. My friend came over to hang out while I was putting it together and he had some weed and a pipe. We decided I needed a break so we went ahead and sparked it up but my mom was home so we had to blow it out the window. Took a big hit just as my mom comes busting into my room asking me a question. I could not answer her and not give it away or try and answer without giving it away. I tried to give a quick "Yup" and a small puff of smoke came out. She called me out on it but by that time I was pretty much running my own life. I think I was 14 - 15 at the time.
 
This reminds me of the time I was rebuilding a VW engine in my 2nd story bedroom. My friend came over to hang out while I was putting it together and he had some weed and a pipe. We decided I needed a break so we went ahead and sparked it up but my mom was home so we had to blow it out the window. Took a big hit just as my mom comes busting into my room asking me a question. I could not answer her and not give it away or try and answer without giving it away. I tried to give a quick "Yup" and a small puff of smoke came out. She called me out on it but by that time I was pretty much running my own life. I think I was 14 - 15 at the time.
hahaha fuck man. that's as bad as the time i had to pick my mom up from the airport, and forgot that i had left my bong on the coffee table in the living room until i was halfway to the airport (an hour's drive). got us home, and i tried to race in and get it before she saw it, but i think she knew something was up. somehow that 50 year old woman beat me in the house and told me quite directly -- do whatever tf you want but not in my damn living room. think i was like 16 at the time?

shortly after we were in southern colorado for my grandmother's funeral and she told my uncle she knew i was growing mushrooms and taking them, and preferred that i do that instead of getting into heroin or worse (she didn't know i was actively battling a meth addiction too) so long i was safe and didn't end up in jail for em. i was in the back seat of the car for that conversation. wild how parents change over the years.

and, i too, used to use sploofs religiously. shit, still do when i stay in hotels.
 
Had to look up sploof. Made them off and on for 25 years, never knew they had an official name. 🤦
 
When medical marijuana was passed in Michigan via referendum, the legislature insisted on calling it "Marihuana" on all official documents and med cards, just in case anyone wondered about where their heads were at.

Back in the 60s, drug education hadn't progressed much beyond Reefer Madness. I remember reading all the horrible effects of drugs, like hate, shame, despair and sorrow. "Then why do people take them?" was not the question Mrs. Gentile (my actual 5th grade teacher's name) was prepared to answer.
 
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