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A friend of mine owns a pig farm.
I went to visit him recently and saw he had a three-legged pig.
I asked him what was up with the pig?
He said "that is a special pig. My daughter was drowning at the creek, and it pulled her out."
I said uh huh what is up with the pig?
He said" that is a special pig. When the house caught on fire it rescued my son from the flames."
I said uh huh what is up with the three-legged pig?
He replied a pig like that you eat slow~!
;slap
 
Stoneyluv said:
i'm not a parent but i'm guessing it means... get your ass in the mutha fuckin house right fuckin now before i bust your ass!!!

what do say G$??....

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I dont even need the letters.
I know that knock, face, and finger point all to well from when I was younger lol.
Definitely means get your ass in the mother fucking house right now before I beat/bust your ass.
After that you had about 20 seconds to be to the front step or the ol man was coming for ya.
 
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