A little funny?

[Beachwalker]

 

[Beachwalker]

 

[Beachwalker]

 

[steamroller]

A friend of mine owns a pig farm.
I went to visit him recently and saw he had a three-legged pig.
I asked him what was up with the pig?
He said "that is a special pig. My daughter was drowning at the creek, and it pulled her out."
I said uh huh what is up with the pig?
He said" that is a special pig. When the house caught on fire it rescued my son from the flames."
I said uh huh what is up with the three-legged pig?
He replied a pig like that you eat slow~!

 

[GoodShit97]

 

[GoodShit97]

 

[GoodShit97]

 

[GoodShit97]

 

[Beachwalker]

She's gonna be alright!

 

[GoodShit97]

Scissoring with the runs

 

[GoodShit97]

 

[GoodShit97]

 

[GoodShit97]

Jeez Wendy, chill out.

 

[Stoneyluv]

a beer jacket!!!!!

 

[Stoneyluv]

 

[Stoneyluv]

 

[Stoneyluv]

 

[GoodShit97]

 

[Beachwalker]

 

[GoodShit97]

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Thats gonna get messy.

 

[Stoneyluv]

 

[Stoneyluv]

i'm not a parent but i'm guessing it means... get your ass in the mutha fuckin house right fuckin now before i bust your ass!!!

what do say G$??....

 

[GoodShit97]

"Things you didnt know you needed for 500 Alex"

 

[Zen_seeker]

i'm not a parent but i'm guessing it means... get your ass in the mutha fuckin house right fuckin now before i bust your ass!!!

what do say G$??....

Close. No second fuckin and we use beat rather than bust.

 

[GoodShit97]

i'm not a parent but i'm guessing it means... get your ass in the mutha fuckin house right fuckin now before i bust your ass!!!

what do say G$??....

I dont even need the letters.
I know that knock, face, and finger point all to well from when I was younger lol.
Definitely means get your ass in the mother fucking house right now before I beat/bust your ass.
After that you had about 20 seconds to be to the front step or the ol man was coming for ya.

 

[Stoneyluv]

 

[Stoneyluv]

one to bring home to mom...

 

[Stoneyluv]

 

[SSHZ]

 

[steamroller]