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A little funny?

Why did the stoner cross the road?
So who else would follow a chicken?!


Caveman discovers weed.
Caveman discovers fire.
Stone age begins.

Yo mama so hairy, her comb is a weed wacker.

What do you call a tea made with Cannabis?
Four Twentea.

Heard about the man who was arrested for smoking a bunch of weed and plucking his eyebrows?
They charged him with high tweezin’.


What should you do if you are addicted to sea weed?
Sea kelp.

What do French people call weed?
Oui’d.

Can you believe marijuana is still illegal in Jamaica?
Bob Marley must be rolling in his grave.

If you ever miss 4:20, why should just wait until 4:22?
Because 4:22 is 4:20 too.


Do you know that Cowboys don’t roll joints?
They tumble weed.

Why shouldn’t cows smoke weed?
Because the steaks would be too high.

Do you know that scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds?
They’ve left no tern unstoned.



Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
No one, you’re stoned, paranoid, and talking to yourself!

Police Officer: “How high are you?”
Pothead: “No officer, it’s “Hi, How are you?””

 
I've been pretty drunk in my life but I've not ever made it to this level.. Got to give it to him for trying to consume more, his legs just wouldn't cooperate..

 
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