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Stoneyluv said:
Texas game on in 4K tonight!!!!!!

hope you're feeling better man!!!

did you see that crazy brawl at the Michigan st game today?

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i have one single bleaching bud right now, makes me want to rotate it and see what happens.
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Or swap it's spot for a plant on the other side of the footprint. I had the luxury of moving it under the smax with all the males being culled. I expected it to stay bleached.
Thanks for the well wishes Buddy. Feeling lots better and hit some dabs today now I'm gonna roll a fatty.

RIVALRY WEEK!!!!

I missed being a part of this week for the past 13 years. Just something about a blood feud to close out the regular season.
No surprise there with Michigan and OSU. They hate each other and trying to plant a UM flag at The Shoe is just asking for it.

I'm sure there's gonna be some salty attitudes and pain tonight. Hell our coaches might fight at mid-field!
JK but for real this is gonna be some big boy ball tonight. A trip to the SEC title game is on the line. It's big brother vs little brother. Houses divided. Both teams will be bloody after tonight
 
Bandit420 said:
Or swap it's spot for a plant on the other side of the footprint. I had the luxury of moving it under the smax with all the males being culled. I expected it to stay bleached.
Thanks for the well wishes Buddy. Feeling lots better and hit some dabs today now I'm gonna roll a fatty.

RIVALRY WEEK!!!!

I missed being a part of this week for the past 13 years. Just something about a blood feud to close out the regular season.
No surprise there with Michigan and OSU. They hate each other and trying to plant a UM flag at The Shoe is just asking for it.

I'm sure there's gonna be some salty attitudes and pain tonight. Hell our coaches might fight at mid-field!
JK but for real this is gonna be some big boy ball tonight. A trip to the SEC title game is on the line. It's big brother vs little brother. Houses divided. Both teams will be bloody after tonight
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ya know i never really knew where they were, just looked it up on maps and wow i didn't realize how close that school was to you. do you normally go to that game if you weren't ill?
 
Stoneyluv said:
ya know i never really knew where they were, just looked it up on maps and wow i didn't realize how close that school was to you. do you normally go to that game if you weren't ill?
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Fuck the Ags and Fuck that POS town and stadium.
I quit going to that place several years before realignment took away the series.
Their fans are the worst. They dump shit from upper decks onto fans of the other team in lower decks. Their band throws buckets of horse shit at the other band. Oh yeah, the band uniforms look like Nazis. They're a cult. They're a fake army. They kick each other in the nuts when they lose. Everything about that shithole sucks. Fucking stadium looks like a lego tackle box. They sing weird chants in languages nobody understands. They're the weirdos everybody in the SEC hates.
One time, one of their asshat corpmen band dude pulled a saber on a SMU male cheerleader. That's how demented these fucks are

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Bandit420 said:
Fuck the Ags and Fuck that POS town and stadium.
I quit going to that place several years before realignment took away the series.
Their fans are the worst. They dump shit from upper decks onto fans of the other team in lower decks. Their band throws buckets of horse shit at the other band. Oh yeah, the band uniforms look like Nazis. They're a cult. They're a fake army. They kick each other in the nuts when they lose. Everything about that shithole sucks. Fucking stadium looks like a lego tackle box. They sing weird chants in languages nobody understands. They're the weirdos everybody in the SEC hates.
One time, one of their asshat corpmen band dude pulled a saber on a SMU male cheerleader. That's how demented these fucks are

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damn bro.. well i hope the horns are shoelaced up tight and ready to go!!! I AM!!!!!!!! ☠️

got a chevy shirt on now but i'll change later and root with ya!! making crab cakes and coconut shrimp in a few, don't wanna mess up a clean horns shirt with that!!! probably the long sleeve though, it's 28° outside here right now!
 
Stoneyluv said:
damn bro.. well i hope the horns are shoelaced up tight and ready to go!!! I AM!!!!!!!! ☠️

got a chevy shirt on now but i'll change later and root with ya!! making crab cakes and coconut shrimp in a few, don't wanna mess up a clean horns shirt with that!!! probably the long sleeve though, it's 28° outside here right now!
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I'm wearing the same gear, L/S but still in shorts even though it's around 50 here.😋
Had a southern fried chicken with all the fixins bonanza brought in since I still don't feel like cooking and the wife is down with the bug too even though she's being hard headed and not admitting it.

Blood is already boiling and they're being shredded on the football social media sites for some shit today making fun of one of our players who died of a fenty OD back in 2020. He thought it was zanax, Ags made a disgusting sign and it aired on ESPN before they could turn away.
Now they're outside the stadium killing a steer to cut off it's longhorns with a handsaw. It's shit like that, taking it way too far when it's a game why I refuse to go there.
So yeah, Fuck the Ags.

Horns Up Brother! Ags are about to FAFO 🤘

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thats some BS right there!!! like ya say, just way too far!!!

it's on that 4k channel again so no commercials just a view of the field. no pre game or nothing on there so got multiview on till it starts!!!

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Bandit420 said:
“To be like the rock that the waves keep crashing over. It stands unmoved and the raging of the sea falls still around it.”
-Marcus Aurelius

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We're working to find out who he is. Swag bags, free season tix, watch a game from a suite, probably free beer and lunches for life in Austin is waiting for him
 
Bandit420 said:
We're working to find out who he is. Swag bags, free season tix, watch a game from a suite, probably free beer and lunches for life in Austin is waiting for him
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i saw that guy in the beginning.. did they show him later at all? i didn't see all of the second half...

it was set right from the start when they went for it on 4th down in the red zone... funny right before they decided i said out loud i dare ya!!! and that was it!!! i liked how at the end the HC squashed any idea of trouble... gathered the team in one hand motion and kept it classy!!!

it's good all the a&m fans have those tissues they wave around to dry their tears with!!!

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who calls the plays for your offence? i really like how they pass to set up the run game. i like teams that do that, well to be honest i think they all want to it's just not many teams have the talent to be able to do that!
 
Stoneyluv said:
i saw that guy in the beginning.. did they show him later at all? i didn't see all of the second half...

it was set right from the start when they went for it on 4th down in the red zone... funny right before they decided i said out loud i dare ya!!! and that was it!!! i liked how at the end the HC squashed any idea of trouble... gathered the team in one hand motion and kept it classy!!!

it's good all the a&m fans have those tissues they wave around to dry their tears with!!!

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who calls the plays for your offence? i really like how they pass to set up the run game. i like teams that do that, well to be honest i think they all want to it's just not many teams have the talent to be able to do that!
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Scoreboard made it look closer than it really was. If everything went our way, that woulda been a 35-0 final.
I had a feeling on Thursday when I went back to work. We revived the FAFO motto and sent the team into Kyle Field in black warm up suits with black on black FAFO printed on them and the players just looked mean AF wearing them. You could tell they were feeling the intensity jacking up.

The end scene was weird. We probably woulda just danced on the midfield logo, not plant a flag, but A&M sent cops down there to arrest our players if they did it. 4 cops vs a football team. It woulda got ugly real fast so thankful coach got in there to stop it.
I hope the ags have a miserable and cold winter and I cant wait to curb stomp them in Austin a year from now. I had forgotten how sweet it was to make them cry and lose their shit. And sicking cops on our players was just so on-brand for them. Fucking losers.

Sark, the head coach is the play caller here. He's considered the best in football and a wizard with inside and outside zone run schemes, counters, and screen plays. Very similar to Shanahan and the 49ers but I think Sark is better.
It's called a RPO offense. Run, Pass, Option. So every play can either be run or pass depending on the defensive look post snap. If the Defensive edge crashes down to stop the run, the QB pulls the ball and throws to the void or goes deep especially if the safety comes down into run support. If the edge rush bails into zone, the QB hands it off and the RB can gut the defense. Very hard to defend especially against the speed and monster humans on the lines we have.

I saw WVU fired the head coach today. That always sucks and I hate that part of the game. Will be interesting to see what direction they go from here
 
Bandit420 said:
Scoreboard made it look closer than it really was. If everything went our way, that woulda been a 35-0 final.
I had a feeling on Thursday when I went back to work. We revived the FAFO motto and sent the team into Kyle Field in black warm up suits with black on black FAFO printed on them and the players just looked mean AF wearing them. You could tell they were feeling the intensity jacking up.
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the only way i can properly respond to this is with a new smiley... ;fafo

Bandit420 said:
The end scene was weird. We probably woulda just danced on the midfield logo, not plant a flag, but A&M sent cops down there to arrest our players if they did it. 4 cops vs a football team. It woulda got ugly real fast so thankful coach got in there to stop it.
I hope the ags have a miserable and cold winter and I cant wait to curb stomp them in Austin a year from now. I had forgotten how sweet it was to make them cry and lose their shit. And sicking cops on our players was just so on-brand for them. Fucking losers.
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it shows just how much the longhorn players and students respect the coaches. you guys really got a good one this time!!! another new smiley needed.. ;hem

do you think that deal with the cops was planned, or do you think it was done as a reaction to the Ohio St game?

Bandit420 said:
Sark, the head coach is the play caller here. He's considered the best in football and a wizard with inside and outside zone run schemes, counters, and screen plays. Very similar to Shanahan and the 49ers but I think Sark is better.
It's called a RPO offense. Run, Pass, Option. So every play can either be run or pass depending on the defensive look post snap. If the Defensive edge crashes down to stop the run, the QB pulls the ball and throws to the void or goes deep especially if the safety comes down into run support. If the edge rush bails into zone, the QB hands it off and the RB can gut the defense. Very hard to defend especially against the speed and monster humans on the lines we have.
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i like how he's not afraid to take a yard or two loss on a screen play just to set up a play action to run the ball. doesn't need huge holes to run through either, slicing and dicing between all the blockers doing their jobs right where they should be. very tough for a defense to defend when everything always looks the same even after the initial snap... as a fan watching it shows!!

deserves yet another cool smiley... ;horns

Bandit420 said:
I saw WVU fired the head coach today. That always sucks and I hate that part of the game. Will be interesting to see what direction they go from here
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they're gonna need a culture change, i'm afraid a new team of coaches won't be enough. it needs to start higher in the organization!

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i got those new terps today man!!! i tried out the boysenberry already... i'm digging it man, most flavor terps are good at first then leave a nasty aftertaste.. this has no bad flavor at all!!!

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i'm still working on that batch, it's a little too thick yet and not staying liquid in the carts just yet, now that i have the terps i'll get it ready to ship soon. just wanted to drop a quick video on just how little terp you should add to a pen, less is more. it's easy to quickly overdo it and ruin the flavor. i like to add a cart at a time in case i get tired of it but you can easily do a syringe full if ya really like it.

this is how little i actually use, less than a full drop.

https://imgur.com/aXPex0a

just that tiny amount actually makes it thinner...

https://imgur.com/rMvVcIW

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now i need to work on a smiley of betty white giving the hook em sign!!!! :p

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Stoneyluv said:
the only way i can properly respond to this is with a new smiley... ;fafo



it shows just how much the longhorn players and students respect the coaches. you guys really got a good one this time!!! another new smiley needed.. ;hem

do you think that deal with the cops was planned, or do you think it was done as a reaction to the Ohio St game?



i like how he's not afraid to take a yard or two loss on a screen play just to set up a play action to run the ball. doesn't need huge holes to run through either, slicing and dicing between all the blockers doing their jobs right where they should be. very tough for a defense to defend when everything always looks the same even after the initial snap... as a fan watching it shows!!

deserves yet another cool smiley... ;horns



they're gonna need a culture change, i'm afraid a new team of coaches won't be enough. it needs to start higher in the organization!

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i got those new terps today man!!! i tried out the boysenberry already... i'm digging it man, most flavor terps are good at first then leave a nasty aftertaste.. this has no bad flavor at all!!!

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i'm still working on that batch, it's a little too thick yet and not staying liquid in the carts just yet, now that i have the terps i'll get it ready to ship soon. just wanted to drop a quick video on just how little terp you should add to a pen, less is more. it's easy to quickly overdo it and ruin the flavor. i like to add a cart at a time in case i get tired of it but you can easily do a syringe full if ya really like it.

this is how little i actually use, less than a full drop.

https://imgur.com/aXPex0a

just that tiny amount actually makes it thinner...

https://imgur.com/rMvVcIW

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now i need to work on a smiley of betty white giving the hook em sign!!!! :p

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Ooh wait

U making ur own carts? Infusing terps?

Where u getting the terps at ?
 
Observer said:
Ooh wait

U making ur own carts? Infusing terps?

Where u getting the terps at ?
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yup yup..

https://imgur.com/a/Mk5ctGo

been messin with em for a few years, bought terps from a lot of different places.. theterpenestore is my favorite. this time i tried abstrax, so far i give em a B+...

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Stoneyluv said:
the only way i can properly respond to this is with a new smiley... ;fafo



it shows just how much the longhorn players and students respect the coaches. you guys really got a good one this time!!! another new smiley needed.. ;hem

do you think that deal with the cops was planned, or do you think it was done as a reaction to the Ohio St game?



i like how he's not afraid to take a yard or two loss on a screen play just to set up a play action to run the ball. doesn't need huge holes to run through either, slicing and dicing between all the blockers doing their jobs right where they should be. very tough for a defense to defend when everything always looks the same even after the initial snap... as a fan watching it shows!!

deserves yet another cool smiley... ;horns



they're gonna need a culture change, i'm afraid a new team of coaches won't be enough. it needs to start higher in the organization!

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i got those new terps today man!!! i tried out the boysenberry already... i'm digging it man, most flavor terps are good at first then leave a nasty aftertaste.. this has no bad flavor at all!!!

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i'm still working on that batch, it's a little too thick yet and not staying liquid in the carts just yet, now that i have the terps i'll get it ready to ship soon. just wanted to drop a quick video on just how little terp you should add to a pen, less is more. it's easy to quickly overdo it and ruin the flavor. i like to add a cart at a time in case i get tired of it but you can easily do a syringe full if ya really like it.

this is how little i actually use, less than a full drop.

https://imgur.com/aXPex0a

just that tiny amount actually makes it thinner...

https://imgur.com/rMvVcIW

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now i need to work on a smiley of betty white giving the hook em sign!!!! :p

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I think the cops were a last minute thing. When reality set in they were gonna lose and the theme of the day was flag planting even though we didn't have a flag down there, they sent cops down probably hoping some pushing and shoving might lead to some cops beating up players and arresting them. Nobody uses cops to protect a midfield logo. Nobody. Ags were hoping for a moment right there.

Hey speaking of our offense...You're gonna love this.
We have a personnel package that comes out of the pistol formation with 3 WR,1RB, & 1 TE on the line and one WR motions into the backfield with a play-action to the RB. The end result is usually a sweep or reverse of some sort.

Coach calls it the NASCAR package.
Yeah....It's lethal. Turn up the audio on this one. It's nuts

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7436449399913368862

Aint gonna lie bro...I gotta smiley boner right now ;hem;fafo
 
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Bandit420 said:
I think the cops were a last minute thing. When reality set in they were gonna lose and the theme of the day was flag planting even though we didn't have a flag down there, they sent cops down probably hoping some pushing and shoving might lead to some cops beating up players and arresting them. Nobody uses cops to protect a midfield logo. Nobody. Ags were hoping for a moment right there.

Hey speaking of our offense...You're gonna love this.
We have a personnel package that comes out of the pistol formation with 3 WR,1RB, & 1 TE on the line and one WR motions into the backfield with a play-action to the RB. The end result is usually a sweep or reverse of some sort.

Coach calls it the NASCAR package.
Yeah....It's lethal. Turn up the audio on this one. It's nuts

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7436449399913368862

Aint gonna lie bro...I gotta smiley boner right now ;hem;fafo
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i remember seeing that play... had no idea it was called nascar!!! ;hd

so right after that video played, this one here pops up... i about lost my cookies!!

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SSgrower said:
I enjoyed the 1 gram rosin ,was that online? SS
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Are you referring to the stick vape device that looks like this?

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If so then that's liquid diamonds in there and I get them local for $35 w/ a 10% off discount. I've never seen them offered online.
If yours has stopped hitting but you still see amber oil in the window then it needs to be charged.
Plug a USB cable into it and the other end in a USB charger then soon it will be fully charged and hitting again.
But if the window is clear then it's probably out of oil

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been meaning to say for a week or so now, i think i'm going to hell for laughing at this guys jokes... first time i ever laughed at a 9/11 joke, i felt bad right from the beginning!! 😆

 
Stoneyluv said:
been meaning to say for a week or so now, i think i'm going to hell for laughing at this guys jokes... first time i ever laughed at a 9/11 joke, i felt bad right from the beginning!! 😆

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Yep he's freaking hilarious man! Naughty but not a jackass sorta naughty like the trend in "bro comics" trying to be the next joe fucktard rogen.

Zen_seeker said:
Dam. Those uniforms do resemble the Hitler Youth uniforms don’t they. 😳
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It gets worse if you know what the Aggie Fish Camp is all about. That's where the indoctrination begins;loser

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No beans, cabbage and sausage,fried with chupacabra seasoned ,cheers bandit and crew. SS View attachment 81985
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Looks good! ;H

Stoneyluv said:
something for your new subwoofer bro.... new bandits and jones video!!!


.. made a new smiley for ya... ;burt
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My wife would divorce me if I played that hahaha!
All the new smileys are a trip man!!;bsmoke

Hey something wild happened to me the other day.
Horizon sent me an email about my order being on the way.
I was like, Huh? What order? I got everything last month.
So I thought maybe a fraud charge or order or something, not sure. Looked it up and figure I suppose their system had a delay on shipping notices or something, no big deal and no charge to my CC.
Then I get a tracking from FedEx and it's live. WTF?
I'm pretty sure Horizon has sent me a 3rd car, another Truex ride. ;leyes

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This seems a bit fancy and above my pay grade but glad to not use drops anymore

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Things are getting real close. Gonna run cold air and let the soil go dry then see who's ready for the chop.
Purps are setting in and a couple are just about to give up on life and mail it in. Lots of leaners

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BlueCollarBob said:
Great photos of your delicious looking ladies. This was my favorite. Pistils overload :)
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Many thanks Buddy! I'd have to check the tag but I'm pretty sure that's Dorothy from Irie's Golden Girls collection. Every lady in that group is fire and stanky danky!!!

Also gotta give a real big shout out to Rasta Jeff at Irie.
The free seeds for vets is just tits and I got the free Purple Heart today when he emailed me a code. And on this infamous date of dates as well.
Dude just gets it so I also threw $50 at him and he's throwing a pack of Ruby Waves and a couple free Blanche's along with the Purple Heart back at me.

So here's one for Jeff and his cut Rose(Betty White) from that GG collection packing on weight and stankin' like a ripe lady should and my late grandpa on this anniversary.🫡


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that's really awesome of Irie!!!!! just that extra love in the distribution you know those genetics are gonna hold some of that love too!! can't wait to see when you grow them!!!!!

and man how cool is that getting another #19!!!!! bro that will come in so handy... a total parts car for anything you need!!!!!!!!!

i am proud to say that i don't know who that Rogen clown is... never listened to his music or influence or whatever it is he sells... not once, don't know what he stands for or what he influences... i am so good at minding my own business and not giving a shit about celebrities' that not many hit my radar. sometimes its a good thing and sometimes not.
 
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