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Yeah there's not much I haven't tried at some point in time.
I never did dry trim with mine. Dry trimming was pretty much unheard of back then.
I'm gonna have to pack up my old electric trimmers and send them to you. They might scare you due to the unknown but once you use them you'll be like "I was afraid this thing would cut me?" I have 3 so I should send one set to each of you. Fucking life changers man.
My new set is total beast mode and a little dangerous but Danger is my middle name. I took down 22 plants in less than 4 hours with them and the scissor hash off them was mui bueno.
I'm very peculiar about my buds and things that rubs trichs off. Like that's why I wont use mason jars. If I did cure in jars I'd line them with parchment paper and make them slick like Groves. But I'll even use Groves 3x before I recycle them because they too begin to collect trichs.
I do use a glass daily stash jar and the amount of caked on trichs down in it will make a great ball of hash some day. Sandwich baggies are so fucking forbidden here it's not funny. Weed in a thin baggies might be worse than beans in chili.
I don't even use a grinder and refuse to because of all the trichs that get stuck in them.
But yeah from the time I harvest to smoke my pot has had minimal handling and doesn't get truly mauled until it's on the rolling tray or in a rosin bag.
As far as running out goes? Bill Clinton was prez the last time I was out of pot and yeah fuck smoking roaches. I use glass tips in my doobs so the little bit left gets tossed in the yard.
No way I could smoke 6 joints in a day though. I'll start one before lunch and usually fucked up a 1/3 way thru. Save it for later at work where I finish it and will also hit a few dabs. One more doob as a night cap with some TV and that's it. Wife's not a bogart either so weed kinda last a while around here