So let me give y’all a little story to make you who are down their luck feel a little better
Last Thursday I went to my usual volleyball league night to play my last game for awhile. Between children and a BIG kitchen renovation coming in the beginning of March (I was taking the month of March off work) and a family trip to Aruba. I needed to take a break.
In the first game I played hard as usual and noticed the terrible chest cramping (duh idiot you shouldn’t have gotten that burger King before the game) so I played through like all is good like tough dumb men due.
Come home to shower and notice a lump in the mirror huh.
Can’t sleep, can’t breath. Go to work and get an early doctors appointment. “You need an Urgent CT scan” buuuutttttt we can’t get you in till Sunday, so lay low until then great, super, just Fantastic. Pain all weekend. Think extremely intense Ab Exercise pain that won’t go away ever. CT scan Sunday
Nurse- “you can got home but you need to see your doctor”
Me- “can you give me more information”
Nurse- “no”
Me- “why”
Nurse- “cause you’ll ask questions and I’m not a doctor but you’ll be fine”
Monday call doctor “you have an upper abdominal hernia, you need surgery we’ll let surgeon know”
Fuuuuucccckkkk
Surgeon (yesterday) “you need this fixed asap”
Me- “kids spring break starts February 17th, we’re taking them to Aruba”
Surgeon- “……”
Me- “like it’s non refundable”
Surgeon- “well professionally I have to say get it fix, off the record though try and go on your trip but you need to be on my table within 48hrs of return”
Estimated recovery 6 week no more than 8lbs lifting
So now I’m searching for a climate controlled storage until to store the $60,000 worth of kitchen materials I have purchased up to date for another year or so. I’m being a baby so I (knock on wood) don’t make it worse before my trip or surgery. There goes my project, ice fishing, throwing the lax ball with my son picking up my daughter WTF!!!!
Oh and I got three girls in my tent that desperately need my attention and I may have to just let die
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