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So, I have had one hell of a day today. It starts off back at the courthouse early this morn for jury duty. Both the Prosecution and the Defense are asking us all questions. Turns out it’s a brandishing weapon charge that may have included the death of a dog and a gun being held on someone.
Lots of weapon questions. Do you have one? More than two? Do you actively carry? Ever been charged with a gun charge? Then several dog questions.
Bingo! My way out!
They never asked what I wanted, so I waited until they ask if there was any reason one felt that they were biased. Yes! Now, here we go!
Answer from me on both counts. I would be biased because I worked in animal medicine for 15 years and had more empathy for the animal than the human, and as a long range competitive shooter, I had a very dim view of anyone mishandling a gun, more so as a range master taxed with making sure that does not happen at a shoot.
BAM!!! Home by 11:30 🥰
 
steamroller said:
...A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.

He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place.
The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them,
then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says,
"No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little jerk.
I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron.

"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that cue ball he measures everything first."
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CannaGranny said:
So, I have had one hell of a day today. It starts off back at the courthouse early this morn for jury duty. Both the Prosecution and the Defense are asking us all questions. Turns out it’s a brandishing weapon charge that may have included the death of a dog and a gun being held on someone.
Lots of weapon questions. Do you have one? More than two? Do you actively carry? Ever been charged with a gun charge? Then several dog questions.
Bingo! My way out!
They never asked what I wanted, so I waited until they ask if there was any reason one felt that they were biased. Yes! Now, here we go!
Answer from me on both counts. I would be biased because I worked in animal medicine for 15 years and had more empathy for the animal than the human, and as a long range competitive shooter, I had a very dim view of anyone mishandling a gun, more so as a range master taxed with making sure that does not happen at a shoot.
BAM!!! Home by 11:30 🥰
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Well damn! That's the way to do it right there.
When it comes to animal abuse or neglect I'm with ya, I feel for the animal more than the human.
 
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Pipecarver said:
Hey Gday, I made my first bowl yesterday I think its Elm, yellow shavings. Its not complete I still have to remove the bottom tenon and polish it up but I made a little kitty bowl...or...a lot of sawdust and wood chips, I gotta divide my space off with just a tarp at this point I think a 10x12" would do. I really had no idea how much wood & dust would fly making bowlsView attachment 49470
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Nice. I seen a big Burl buried over yonder and I might go chainsaw it out one day and see if it's worth doing anything with. Looks like maybe it's maple
 
GoodShit97 said:
Too bad the school used a snow day today or I'd come help ya smoke that weed ya got🤣
I hear it's hard work.
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We will have to meet up sometime soon if you want a Sirius Black and Zamal Dreams clone.
I think what I cut and stuck in dirt is doing great~!
Been a couple weeks or more than a month since I cut them and they look good.
 
steamroller said:
We will have to meet up sometime soon if you want a Sirius Black and Zamal Dreams clone.
I think what I cut and stuck in dirt is doing great~!
Been a couple weeks or more than a month since I cut them and they look good.
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Hell yeah man thanks, whatever works best for you I'm free most of the time.
Just sitting around trimming today 😳😮‍💨
 
CannaGranny said:
Mornin Yiz Menz! 🥰
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Gday, another cold grey damp one here but we saw the sun yesterday so that's a plus....and its only March just wow! I've been hoping this global warming stuff is going to reach us one day but I don't think I'll live long enough to get the benefits from it......50 more feet of sea level rise and we may have an ocean view but that's just hopeful thinking...
 
Pipecarver said:
Gday, another cold grey damp one here but we saw the sun yesterday so that's a plus....and its only March just wow! I've been hoping this global warming stuff is going to reach us one day but I don't think I'll live long enough to get the benefits from it......50 more feet of sea level rise and we may have an ocean view but that's just hopeful thinking...
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An Ocean view for you would be a secondary benefit of a rise in sea level.
 
Cats just wanna kill it~!
Too funny to watch them stalk something 100X their size~!:ROFLMAO:
 
Got one or two more plants to trim and then I can pull all my youngsters out of the tent and make the switch~!
They will finally get to have some space this weekend. I will finish 2 or 3 that are in flower in the tent.
Got two strains chopped today I have not smoked before.:sneaky:
Can't wait to get to them~!
 
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