What's Cookin?

[Bandit420]

I had a craving for Texas chili and didn't want to spend the 14 hours making the 9 billion calorie, 8000% daily cholesterol, 25% fat, 8 meat/3 animal, slow smoked no bean chili I was once accustomed to making and eating.
The fresh made in store gallon container at Costco looked pretty good so I took a shot on it. I tried to check it for beans and didn't appear to have any. Seemed like it would be better than anything in a can and I don't have time to go take a seat at a chili parlor so why not.




The layers of sadness to this soup are remarkable.
The red beans and pinto beans come together like mental and physical abuse in this one. The cheese tries to help but conjures thoughts of watching Old Yeller on betamax. The lone, isolated, abandoned leaf of cilantro reminds me of missed field goals.
The beef is good and texture solid. Flavoring is what happens when too many Karens complain about spice so it needed emergency help. You know there was no fucking way who ever made it was gonna garnish it with fresh sliced jalapenos and risk getting fired.
But I was so high I could deliver DoorDash on the moon so I fucked up that chili anyways

 

[Stoneyluv]

I had a craving for Texas chili and didn't want to spend the 14 hours making the 9 billion calorie, 8000% daily cholesterol, 25% fat, 8 meat/3 animal, slow smoked no bean chili I was once accustomed to making and eating.
The fresh made in store gallon container at Costco looked pretty good so I took a shot on it. I tried to check it for beans and didn't appear to have any. Seemed like it would be better than anything in a can and I don't have time to go take a seat at a chili parlor so why not.

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The layers of sadness to this soup are remarkable.
The red beans and pinto beans come together like mental and physical abuse in this one. The cheese tries to help but conjures thoughts of watching Old Yeller on betamax. The lone, isolated, abandoned leaf of cilantro reminds me of missed field goals.
The beef is good and texture solid. Flavoring is what happens when too many Karens complain about spice so it needed emergency help. You know there was no fucking way who ever made it was gonna garnish it with fresh sliced jalapenos and risk getting fired.
But I was so high I could deliver DoorDash on the moon so I fucked up that chili anyways

damn that sounds just like how i make my chili!!!! it's good, right? ..... it could use more beans..

 

[Stoneyluv]