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CannaGranny’s Corner a Thread For General BS and Good Will On BudBuilders

TSD said:
Yeah didn't think that was something I had to say out loud cause she knows they are there. Ugh. So much for sleeping tonight cause my anxiety will now play me all the possible negative outcomes of this situation.
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I do the exact same thing. Great for trouble shooting problems and work…not so good for a restful nights sleep. Off switch got broken.
 
Good morning all.

Hope the day finds you well. Still stressing but had a better day than expected, just less than stellar results.

Hope the updates go well or the backups if needed. 🤣

Looks like I might be harvesting this weekend. Need to take a few good scope shots to see, maybe a sample too. 😝

More rain and humidity today. So sucky day ahead.

Night Moves is playing in my head. Like Bob Segar(sp?).

Must be time to sit on the stoop and vape. Two days in a row before noon…not got but so what?

Just tired. Come on Willow, let’s go see.
 
TSD said:
Gooood mornin! Pouring rain in my neck of the woods... oh well keeps me from having to water everything!
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Yes, good morning all, no rain yesterday but its coming again this aft. I've my basement dried out and the humidity down to 64% last night....Still not there yet but getting better....I'm hoping to get it down to 60% today if the floor is dry, corners were still damp where the water sat.
 
Neueregel said:
kids aren't playing outdoors like they used too. i remember as a kid we played outdoor games til the streetlights came on. then again i'm sure if playstation and xbox were available back then i'd be playing video games . played a lot of rpg games. when i was in the military. played zelda the adventures of link in England lol.
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Outside from sun up to sun down when we were kids on the farm had to be in by dark or if mom rang the bell 🛎️- no cellphones then when street lites by the school that was the signal be in when the lights come on ! Lol that’s when parents trusted kids not be stupid ! Lol course we were .
 
Farrrrrkkk. I totally forgot my grinder broke last night 😩 and this shit i recently harvested is too sticky to break up by hand... guess im smoking whole buds today😅
 
CannaGranny said:
One more thing while Iam thinking about it.
Just a warning….Willingness to stand up at this point, will more than likely land you on an Ef Bee Eye 👁️ list.
So will being Christian.
So will being prolife.
So will being patriotic.
So will being a person non ignorant of our Constitutional rights.
Oh and don’t forget, as a competition shooter, I am also “ammosexual” , wtf is that?
I’m one bad ass MamaJama, right? Straight up laughable.
My entire life long philosophy of you do your thing and I will do my thing too is screwed as long as one of us are not allowed to do our thing.
Anyways just my two cents. Not that ya even asked.
Signed, Bad bad CannaGranny.
Edit, one more thing.. I still love men. Real men. Toxic testosterone filled to the brim hairy legged MEN. Whom are now known to some testosterone lacking individuals as a bad kind of toxic. I loveeeee it!
Just thought I’d confess that horrific social malfunction too.
Oh, and I’m crazy, yup quite bonkers, I say!
You can’t cancel someone that never wanted a subscription.
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One emoji can’t cover this statement ! Well said
 
GoodShit97 said:
Farrrrrkkk. I totally forgot my grinder broke last night 😩 and this shit i recently harvested is too sticky to break up by hand... guess im smoking whole buds today😅
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Take it old school, scissors and a small glass and just snip like mad with the tips lol... that's how I cut up my blunt weed so it burns a lil slower in bigger chunks.
 
CannaGranny said:
We need pics! 🤣😂😅🥲🤣😂
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I can probably manage that 😅😂
TSD said:
Take it old school, scissors and a small glass and just snip like mad with the tips lol... that's how I cut up my blunt weed so it burns a lil slower in bigger chunks.
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Goes to show ya how much i think outside the box.... thats how i always did it as a teenager lol.
 
I was negligent about reading the thread yesterday and put together this Cliff's Notes version for anyone who needs to catch up:

1. Don't mess with anyone's kids.
2. Don't mess around in Canna Granny's town. (But weed is legal, so how much trouble could I possibly get in?)
3. TSD has the greatest swimming hole on Earth (in the summer).
4. Goodshit just dried his harvest and needs a grinder. Fast. (I'm on my way.)
 
MysticEpipedon said:
I was negligent about reading the thread yesterday and put together this Cliff's Notes version for anyone who needs to catch up:

1. Don't mess with anyone's kids.
2. Don't mess around in Canna Granny's town. (But weed is legal, so how much trouble could I possibly get in?)
3. TSD has the greatest swimming hole on Earth (in the summer).
4. Goodshit just dried his harvest and needs a grinder. Fast. (I'm on my way.)
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TYVM. I look away for a couple of days and 14 pages come up.

I'm all caught up now.
 
MysticEpipedon said:
I was negligent about reading the thread yesterday and put together this Cliff's Notes version for anyone who needs to catch up:

1. Don't mess with anyone's kids.
2. Don't mess around in Canna Granny's town. (But weed is legal, so how much trouble could I possibly get in?)
3. TSD has the greatest swimming hole on Earth (in the summer).
4. Goodshit just dried his harvest and needs a grinder. Fast. (I'm on my way.)
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Mannnn, you’re fast! Summed it up in the blink of an eye!
 
CannaGranny said:
Mornin @Moe.Red ! How’s the Lady this morning?
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She's better. Fever under control. Now I'm told she needs a surgery I can't pronounce. Soo much fun.

I both love and hate the healthcare in the US. The doctors and their varying opinions are like weed growers and ours. 2 completely well educated and proficient doctors look at the same data and come to different conclusions.

Love hate.
 
Moe.Red said:
She's better. Fever under control. Now I'm told she needs a surgery I can't pronounce. Soo much fun.

I both love and hate the healthcare in the US. The doctors and their varying opinions are like weed growers and ours. 2 completely well educated and proficient doctors look at the same data and come to different conclusions.

Love hate.
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If anyone suggests that she needs to be in 48 hours of darkness before the procedure, get another opinion.
 
GrumpAzz said:
Does anyone still have access to the Farm? PM if you do. I had a grow-off going on there and would really like to get in touch with that dude. I looked on a buddy's phone and it looks like he harvested and has been wondering where I went. Dude's name was Peat_Phreak so if he's bad news then nevermind. He seemed pretty quiet, though.
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I found him on Reddit and told him to join up. He laughed about there only being 8 people online and said something about a couple "know-it-alls" he wasn't a fan of. Those particular "know-it-alls" have helped me tremendously on my first grow. Shoutout to @Moe.Red and @Aqua Man for getting me this far as I just flipped to flower on Sunday and have had a nearly trouble-free run so far.

@smoke @Rootsruler @steamroller also. Ya'll have been there for me from the beginning. Steam gets a special thanks for inviting me into the community. You the man, man.
 
GrumpAzz said:
I found him on Reddit and told him to join up. He laughed about there only being 8 people online and said something about a couple "know-it-alls" he wasn't a fan of. Those particular "know-it-alls" have helped me tremendously on my first grow. Shoutout to @Moe.Red and @Aqua Man for getting me this far as I just flipped to flower on Sunday and have had a nearly trouble-free run so far.

@smoke @Rootsruler @steamroller also. Ya'll have been there for me from the beginning. Steam gets a special thanks for inviting me into the community. You the man, man.
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Have this person talk to my wife if they think I am a know it all. She will set them straight.
 
CannaGranny said:
@Pipecarver why is the rain coming into your basement?
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We had torrential rains, 12" in 24hrs, bridges out, traffic is a nightmare....I had 4" through my whole basement, I pumped it out one day and it was back in the next. Water table so high there was no where for the water to drain to. We've had 2 days of clear weather so the water has drained out but cement floors at 99% humidity take a while to dry, I've 5 fans blowing on the floors and the humidity is down to 60% today.....so I'm getting there. 1 plant at 7 weeks 6 plants at 3 weeks in flower......not a good time for the high humidity but they look good and the buds are small on the 7 week old anyways so....just a bump not a complete loss.
 
GrumpAzz said:
I found him on Reddit and told him to join up. He laughed about there only being 8 people online and said something about a couple "know-it-alls" he wasn't a fan of. Those particular "know-it-alls" have helped me tremendously on my first grow. Shoutout to @Moe.Red and @Aqua Man for getting me this far as I just flipped to flower on Sunday and have had a nearly trouble-free run so far.

@smoke @Rootsruler @steamroller also. Ya'll have been there for me from the beginning. Steam gets a special thanks for inviting me into the community. You the man, man.
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Hmmm know it alls or know nothings…. I think you on the right side of the fence if looking to learn. As stupid as it sounds some ppl really don’t like to learn and feel insulted when they are wrong or make a mistake rather than use the opportunity to learn. Thats generally where you hear the someone say know it alls IME atleast.
 
Aqua Man said:
Hmmm know it alls or know nothings…. I think you on the right side of the fence if looking to learn. As stupid as it sounds some ppl really don’t like to learn and feel insulted when they are wrong or make a mistake rather than use the opportunity to learn. Thats generally where you hear the someone say know it alls IME atleast.
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Man, you really do know it all.
 
Aqua Man said:
Hmmm know it alls or know nothings…. I think you on the right side of the fence if looking to learn. As stupid as it sounds some ppl really don’t like to learn and feel insulted when they are wrong or make a mistake rather than use the opportunity to learn. Thats generally where you hear the someone say know it alls IME atleast.
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To me a know it all gives me information about something I didn't ask for or care about in great detail.
 
Pipecarver said:
To me a know it all gives me information about something I didn't ask for or care about in great detail.
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I think you might like to brush up on your Chili skills my man. I know you didn't ask for it, but I know what is best for you.



Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL.

Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3."

Here are the scorecard notes from the event:

CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI

Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick. Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.

CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN 'S AFTERBURNER CHILI

Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang. Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.

CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI

Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers. Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone know s the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all of the beer.

CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC

Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili. Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300 lb. woman is starting to look HOT .. just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?

CHILI # 5 - LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER

Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw them.

CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY

Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers. Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, garlic. Superb. Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.

CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI

Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge #3. He appears to be a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI

Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor feller, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?
Judge # 3 - No Report
 
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