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I know they are mean! They poop a lot too!Millennials, they no longer leave home.
I had to beat one down with a rod and reel one time. We, the goose and I were at Lake Wappapello fishing. A storm moved in so I got my chair tacklebox small cooler and rod n reel and headed to my truck. A big goose came out from behind my truck and would not allow me to get close to it. In the meantime the storm, a bad one, is rolling right on in. I NEED to be in my truck and moving away from the lake.
I HAD to swing on that thing repeatedly using my rod like a whip.
There I was swinging that rod n reel like a whip, throw an item in the bed. Whip the goose, throw something else in the truck. Now, all of its in the bed of the truck and I still have to get in. I love animals, even the undesirables..but I had to beat the shit outta that huge honking bird to get in my truck! As I got in my truck (no easy chore as I have a rod in my hand) and headed out this thing was chasing my truck!
I saw a truck had come in, a park service person. He was bent over double laughing as I went by. I stopped backed up, flipped him off..he was STILL laughing as I drove off.
So, I say..Feck geese! Anddddd park service personnel!