I thought I unsubscribed from GPS emails but this one found it's way into my inbox yesterday.
Holy shitballs. Remember those weird self improvement business opportunity videos and infomercials that would come on in the 90s that had that Asian guy on a boat with women in bikinis talking about buying his video to make more money for yourself and live like him?
That shit reminds me of this email from GPS.
So...Did y'all know that there's only 3 breeders now and there was a "cannabis collapse" in 2025?
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Cannabis is going extinct y'all so better load up for the zombie apocalypse! For only $1.80 you can avoid losing cannabis forever!
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It won't get you high at all but it will get you so much clout in instagram you'd think you were high!
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Pollination tips taken from Michael Cera and cocaine
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Gu...probably
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There's been some crazy shit come and go in this game but damn. @Gu is just a straight up grifter and there's no two ways about it.
Well schooled in the art of gaslighting and using alpha language as a way to bully the thought process.
I hate this timeline where people can just blatantly lie to align with agenda and it's normal and accepted.