I've only used fake wizz once and it was when I got a job doing solar work for Tesla, in Colorado of all places, where it's 100% legal. Makes no sense. It wasn't supervised, though, so I just wore two pairs of unders so it was secure. The bottle had a temperature tape on the side and I nailed it.
This fuckin' place does mouth swabs. Can't fake 'em so I bought some stuff called OralClear but it has mixed reviews. I'm not worried about the pre-employment test as I've been clean now for 3 weeks. 3 WHOLE DAMN ASS WEEKS. It's the randoms that bug me. Some lady just shows up to the office and swabs you so I'm not even totally sure whether or not I'll have time for the OralClear. I'll carry it daily, regardless, but I'm afraid every so often I'll have to quit for a month or so. The guy that lead me onto the job said he's been tested 5 times in the last 3 years. That seems like a lot. Hopefully I'll be able to game the system but this state is so full of squares that I doubt anyone will be like "Yo I got randomed so you're good for a couple months."
I've smoked a couple joints and several dabs every day for the last 10 years and only quit for a week in '13. I got tested and fired and they said they'd hire me back if I could pee clean. After a week I said "Fuck Y'all" and found another job. Coincidentally it's my current employer. They at least know I smoke but I'm good at what I do so it's a don't ask don't tell sort of situation. I was only tested then because a kid on my jobsite was selling addys to one of the general's kids. They required everyone on site be tested. I of course was the only one that failed. Imagine that.
Quitting has been easier than all of the times I gave up nicotine, surprisingly, but at this point in life, smoking pot is who I am. This job, however, is my means to an end. Nice pay, killer benefits, much less manual labor. It's what I need. I just hate the amount of control over my life I'll be giving them. I'm a rebel, man. I don't fit in around here and that's how I like it. I don't wanna fall in line with the squares.
I have other outfits hitting me up with offers every so often but it'd be the same shit. Overworked and underpaid. I lead crews but with the lack of skilled labor entering the trade, I work harder than my hands every single day. Half the shit they do, I end up redoing anyway. It's tough man. Engineering school is always on my mind but my wife stays at home with the baby. I don't know how I'd find the time and still afford the life we live. Union work would have awesome pay and benefits, but I'm in the middle of nowhere. I'm done traveling. I don't wanna miss a single day with my little girl. She's growing up so fast as it is.
Sucks feeling stuck but I'm just thankful to not be struggling for employment.