hopefully some others will chime in on this... i believe there is a way with wet paper towels or something the microwave isn't as bad... it was just ruined by the flavor for me personally. maybe drip a little terpene on it might not be as bad. hehe
the buzz is something cool though, and it's your own... i get it. and don't let me change your mind... snip your bud, marvel in it, look at it, cut it up and smoke it... just be known it won't tastes the best.. but depending on how mature it is, it might just knock her socks off!!